@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

@Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

Do you have no shame!

There are ladies on the network!

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

I know at least one of those blokes is more familiar with it than the others.

[ Because, you know, that's his doing. ]

@wei.wuxian

[mannerless]

For the record, Jiang Cheng knows at least a couple of those things. He just doesn't want to say so in front of our sister.

text - un: song.zichen

[snowflicks]

[There's an inkling in his mind that this may be his fault in some way.]

perhaps this is a bit much for the public

@r.o.s.i.e.

[r_o_s_i_e]

I have extensive knowledge of all those!
If people here might need a proper sexual education, I'd be more than happy to help with that.

@bombshell

[bombshelled]

alright! when did the Techs bring in a writer for fucking Cosmo.

what gave you the idea to play a network-wide game of Never Have I Ever?

Text - un: nie.huaisang

[porndealer]

Oh! Oh! I know some of these!

Actually... I think I know most of them. At least from talking to Klaus, he tells me all sorts of fun things.

@sadi

[singularwidower]

These are your colloquial names for the various acts, I take it? I am always surprised at how little language changes when it comes to describing sex.

@jingyi

[gusumouthcannon]

Okay so I am the opposite of grateful that I now know way too much about my seniors, but you say these like I'm supposed to know and who am I supposed to ask?!

[seaboard]

I am afraid I have heard none of these things?

Must it be spoken of so... openly.

@atlas

[theprezident]

why

un: jegerkaptein

[bearhole]

wow, you're having fun, huh?

where's a bowl of snacks when you need it?

text;

[backpacking]

uh, gross?
talk about not safe for (net)work?

is this actually really necessary

@joel.miller

[shivving]

[ jesus christ why. Why is this happening. ]

you really gotta plaster this shit all over the goddamn network?