@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[gusumouthcannon]

Don't worry Hanguang-jun, I promise that this is for a good cause.

[taciturnly]

My quarters, when the sun rises again.

Turn off your device.

[gusumouthcannon]

Hanguang-jun! But I am helping, I promise! Nothing terrible is happening here!

[taciturnly]

Jingyi.

[gusumouthcannon]

Yes, Hanguang-jun.

[He tried and no one can criticize him.]

[mannerless]

( yes they can, you little shit )

[gusumouthcannon]

[He regrets nothing.]