@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[grief]

You continue to entice me you mechanical tease.

[r_o_s_i_e]

I could definitely provide a more hands-on demonstration, too, if it'd help.
You seem to know your stuff though so you'd be in a more advanced class.

[grief]

Even an expert needs a refresher now and again, you know? I’d never say no to your assistance.

[r_o_s_i_e]

In that case...
Just let me know when and where I can help!

[grief]

Where are you staying exactly? I'm sure whatever cabin it is my apartment is cleaner so the choice is obv

[r_o_s_i_e]

I'm not staying anywhere!
Since I don't need to eat or sleep, it didn't seem right to occupy a space that would better benefit someone organic.

[ The woods are cool, she has made lots of cute animal frands. ]