@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[grief]

Your vag your fucking BABY HOLE since apparently that's all they want you to use the thing for

Thank god you're here so you're not a birthed brood mare.

[seaboard]

I also have near on ten thousand people to look after and administer too and several trade delegations and ambassadors to keep peace with, my lady, and it is a duty I take most seriously.

[grief]

And your pussy should have nothing to do with any of that lmao

[seaboard]

[ now taht she knows what that means: G A H. save her. ]

It's the duty of any man too in my position.

My lady, do you think it is only me that has such a duty?