@luusi (nsfw language)

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OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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Even if I am, it's none of your business either way.

And as the man above me said: it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being far too young. [do you see him telling any of the other women to cover their eyes? no, madam.]

[grief]

Then she maybe shouldn't have clicked on or replied to my post while being young as hell LMAO

I'm not going stop talking about sex just because someone isn't keeping the wee bairn in her playpen.

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[gods, he hates that luusi is right about ellie not opening and replying to the post... but regardless, he's standing by what he said.

alongside the most sideways admittance he can manage:] You're right, she shouldn't have, so I suppose you've proven your point there.

But did you have to leave this somewhere so public?

[grief]

Uhhhhhh you want me to carve it into a tree?

Where else am I supposed to ask the masses what they know about smashing?

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You could have written it on some paper and posted it at the gas station somewhere. Or perhaps at one of the locations in town?

There are multiple other places you might have chosen and yet... [here they are.]