grief: (Default)
([personal profile] grief) wrote in [community profile] vestigenet2020-11-08 05:50 pm

@luusi (nsfw language)

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.
snowflicks: (21)

[personal profile] snowflicks 2020-11-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[If he knew how to turn the vibration and sounds off he would. Instead he'll toss the phone in a drawer in the kitchen and go up to the loft on the second floor.

HE'S NOT AVAILABLE. GOODBYE.]