backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

Comments

@bombshell

[bombshelled]

why fucking what? use your words, wang.wanyin

Re: @bombshell

[legbreakings]

I found a raccoon between the blankets! That is self-explanatory!

[bombshelled]

idk I think he's kind of cute.

[shouldertouching]

Why what?

[legbreakings]

Why is there a raccoon in the laundry basket!

[shouldertouching]

Oh. Maybe it was feeling chilly.

Video || @scared.rabbit

[cryingforever]

[ Have half of a head of a purple-haired girl peering just at the bottom of the frame of the camera. It's probably the least frightening thing she's seen in this place and there's a sense of calm. Except, you know, she automatically turned on the camera without thinking about it. She speaks after a long silence more to herself than to Jiang Cheng. ]

Thats...Really cute.

[legbreakings]

[ Wow. That... is some hair.

He blinks, torn between finding it strange and envy for the extent of her purple. ]

I don't want to find them hiding in the freshly washed laundry but... I suppose they are cute.

[cryingforever]

Gyah!

[ The communicator drops and the man gets to see wooden floor for a brief moment before the camera shifts back to the girl, now fully in frame, purple hair in full view. Envy is an appropriate response. ]

[ Panic time? Panic time. ]

I-I'm sorry! I didn't know the camera was on! I'm sorry it was in your laundry! I shouldn't have said anything about it being cute when it's ruining your things - Please don't kill me!

@clouded.judgement | text

[calmness]

Is it in your home?

[A response from someone who also has no idea what's going on but feels he should be concerned about this.]

[legbreakings]

Yes, I found him in the laundry basket!

I'm sure our porch raccoons spent the winter in our attic but they hadn't come down before.

[calmness]

They are pets then?

It seems the laundry is warmer than the attic accommodation and this is their petition for blankets of their own.

@wei.wuxian

[mannerless]

The dog looks a bit different today. What have you been feeding it?

Re: @wei.wuxian

[legbreakings]

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY

[mannerless]

Was it the duck? You fed it the duck, didn't you?

[not here]

[taciturnly]

( in the confines of his bedroom, lwj totally snorts. help him, he's in love with an idiot. )

[not here]

[mannerless]

( now he's giving jiang cheng and the raccoon some family counseling, and i can't honestly tell if that's better or worse )

@jiangyanli

[soups]

A-Cheng, do you have an animal friend of your own now?

Re: @jiangyanli

[legbreakings]

The raccoon is not my friend he is an intruder hogging our blankets!

But I wonder if we could train him.

[soups]

That's how it all began with A-Niu you know.

@r.o.s.i.e. (text)

[r_o_s_i_e]

Why not?
What a cute little guy! Just be careful if he tries to bite.

[legbreakings]

He is an intruder who broke into my house and made his home in my blankets. But he is a little bit cute.

video | un: @vivi.ornitier

[toosmall]

It's really cute!

[Sorry, Jiang. Vivi agrees with everyone else.]

Has Blossom made friends with it yet? I've seen some of them in town too, they steal handfuls of food I leave out when the other strays have their backs turned. It's silly, they don't have to steal I can just get more food!

[legbreakings]

[ Sigh. Is everyone taking the raccoon's side here?

Betrayal! Disgrace! ]

Blossom didn't know what to make of him before I herded her out of the room. I don't want them in the same room, I'm worried they will fight or that the raccoon has rabies. Or lice. Or something else I don't want on Blossom, and in my bed.

[toosmall]

[That face though... it's tiny cute face!]

Oooh... I guess that's true, I don't want Blossom to get sick or hurt.

Don't get bit trying to get it outside, Jiang!