backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

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[legbreakings]

What what! Stop looking at me like I'm going to eat you!

[ Scowling. So much scowling. ]

[cryingforever]

[Bernie takes it the way she usually does - Off in the exact wrong direction. ]

You wouldn't want to anyway! I-I'm just skin and bones! Are you a mo-monster then?!

[ OH NO. ]

[legbreakings]

[ Jiang Cheng rears back physically. ]

What! [ he bellows, like the very un-monsterly unintimidating person he is. ] I don't eat people! I'm a cultivator! Not a man-eating monster! Or annoying girls-eating monster, I bet you taste bad anyway!

[cryingforever]

Eeeeeeeek! Please don't hurt me, scary gardener!

[ I mean, if he cultivates, that means he's a gardener or farmer, right???? ]

[legbreakings]

[ First a monster, now a gardener? He can't even decide which one is worse! ]

I'm not a farmer! Do I look like a farmer to you?!

[ Today is cursed. He should have stayed in bed. ]

[cryingforever]

You called yourself a cultivator! That's growing plants and things, right?!

[ Urge to flee...Rising. ]

[legbreakings]

Growing golden cores, if you're going to call it growing.

[ He heaves a sigh and tries to wrap that sect leader dignity around him, though he isn't feeling it much at all right now. ]

What we cultivate is our spiritual energy into forming a golden core; we cultivate our own bodies and minds. In very simple terms, the qi every living being has is cultivated into something which permits us to fly on swords or use talismans to cast spells, or heal faster than common people do.