backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

Comments

Re: @wei.wuxian

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THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY

[mannerless]

Was it the duck? You fed it the duck, didn't you?

[legbreakings]

I DID NOT!

The duck is A-Jie's, don't be stupid I know better than to touch it!

[mannerless]

I suppose that's fair, it is quite intimidating. Can't tell at all what it's thinking.

So alright, why what? If you're wondering why it looks so concerned, I'd assume you probably haven't properly reassured it that you aren't kicking it out in the cold. Give that a try and see if it cheers up any, yeah?

[legbreakings]

Evil thoughts. He is thinking evil thoughts. Obviously.

How do you even explain to a raccoon that you won't kick him out? I don't think the raccoons here speak our or any language.

[mannerless]

Ah, but they do! Mayhaps you might try the language of food. Would you really feed it and then kick it out? I don't think so.

[legbreakings]

I'm not going to feed the vermin!

Well, at least not often. A little bit of food can't hurt. He looks very hungry.

[ And very cute, and Jiang Cheng is a sucker for cute animals. ]