backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

Comments

[legbreakings]

Why is there a raccoon in the laundry basket!

[shouldertouching]

Oh. Maybe it was feeling chilly.

[legbreakings]

We don't have raccoons for pets. Or we didn't until today.

[shouldertouching]

So it sounds like it chose you.

[legbreakings]

Maybe? I haven't agreed to that yet, though!

[shouldertouching]

It doesn't seem like it's asking whether you agree or not.

[legbreakings]

I can see that! But I'm not going to be soft-hearted like my sister with her evil duck.

[shouldertouching]

Evil duck?

[legbreakings]

She has a pet duck. A-Niu. He is evil.

[shouldertouching]

How can a duck be evil?

[legbreakings]

You wouldn't be asking that if you had looked into his cunning eyes! Or been slapped by his wings.

[shouldertouching]

I don't think I'd be that worried about a duck!

[legbreakings]

That's just because you haven't met Niuniu yet!

[shouldertouching]

Can I meet Niuniu?