backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

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[soups]

I still question what the dog eats. Should I pick up some fresh meat from the food building for him?

Maybe some blankets of his own?

[legbreakings]

Fresh meat would be better, if you could bring it. I'm not sure why Blossom likes this canned food so much, it smells very weird and looks weird, too.

I think he would like blankets of his own.

[soups]

I must tell you, A-Cheng, I don't trust any food that I can't tell what animal the meat has come from. I will grab enough meat for the both of them.

Is there anything else you might need?

[legbreakings]

Thank you! I wouldn't know what to do without you, A-Jie.

If they still have them, could you bring me more of these candy hearts? They are so good though the text is insulting and lewd.

[soups]

Oh the colorful ones? I had some but I stopped when I reached one that was scandalous.

I did not expect to discover you had such a sweet tooth.

[legbreakings]

I didn't like them at first but they are addictive.

What did yours say?!

[soups]

❰ hmmm well he asked ❱

It requested that I spank it.

[legbreakings]

[ Cue Jiang Cheng choking on his own spit. ]

A-Jie! You can't say things like that!

...and how do you even spank a piece of candy.