backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

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[bombshelled]

idk I think he's kind of cute.

[legbreakings]

I guess so

He didn't want to stay in the attic

[bombshelled]

why would he?
attics are drafty af.

[legbreakings]

Yes but the house is ours! We already have my dog and my sister's evil duck here.

[bombshelled]

[ OK she's laughing. ]

wtf why does your sister have an evil duck??

[legbreakings]

Ask her! I don't know why she likes A-Niu, he has these malicious red eyes and when he flaps his wings at your head it HURTS

[bombshelled]

dude wtf are you doing pissing off a duck to make it flap its wings at your head?
sounds like a you problem, tbh.

[legbreakings]

I was here first! The duck invaded our home and is stealing my sister's attention!

[bombshelled]

lol fucking RIP your sister likes a duck better than you.
sucks to be you, my man.

[legbreakings]

She doesn't like him better!

[ ...but what if she does?! ]

[bombshelled]

are you sure?
if I had you for a brother, I'd rather hang out with a duck.

[legbreakings]

I'm a fine brother! You can ask my other brother. He likes me better than the duck, too.

[bombshelled]

[ Okay, it's not fun to make fun of him anymore. ]

wait, is your whole fucking family trapped here?

[legbreakings]

My parents aren't, and neither is my baby nephew.

[bombshelled]

fucking hell.
at least we know where the Technicians will draw the line. they won't kill and torture babies.

[legbreakings]

They better don't even think about it!

My other... I suppose he is a nephew, kind of, but he is here from the future. He must be about 18 to 20? Which makes him nearly as old as I and his father are, which is weird in a different way.

[bombshelled]

yikesola.
and here I thought it was weird that they brought my best friend from a universe where he doesn't even know who I am.

[legbreakings]

That sounds awful. I don't know what I would do if my friends and family didn't recognize me!

[bombshelled]

right??
I was fucking gutted.

like... I know it's not his fault. but it feels like some really personal kind of torture that the Technicians did specifically to hurt me.

[legbreakings]

It probably is.

Did you do something to anger them more than the rest of us did?

[bombshelled]

idk. I tried to blast a hole in their forcefield. maybe that pissed them off.

[legbreakings]

It sounds like it did.

Still, that is a cruel punishment.

[ Cue One Fear. ]

[bombshelled]

yeah. just makes me all the more sure I'm gonna find them and fuck their shit up.

[legbreakings]

Good.

I'll admit I've been complacent. I was distracted by the presence of my family.

[ More like, reluctant to escape since he is reunited with his dead family here. ]

[bombshelled]

I guess that's understandable. I don't have any family left who actually mean anything to me, but I still wouldn't want to see them here.