text; un @struggling.himbo.swede

[enflame]

What is a himbo ?

Is it a bad thing? It won't let me change it.







I am NOT struggling

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text; un: bullied.by.children

[lookslikeacinnamonroll]

I think I would rather have mine be a word I don't know...

[enflame]

I don't know about that.

Why exactly are children bullying you ?

[lookslikeacinnamonroll]

If I knew why it was happening, maybe I could get it to stop...

People are either afraid of me or they bully me. It's just how my life goes.

[enflame]

Kids gang up on people who don't know how to handle them.

Orrrrr they might just be little monsters, one of the two.

Usually they aren't so willing to bully someone who is typically scary, though so I dont know how you pulled that off .

[lookslikeacinnamonroll]

I like to think I'm not a very scary person. But I've done some scary things.

@angry.virgin (day 2, phone #2)

[legbreakings]

I don't know what a himbo is but I know I'm going to set this thing on fire!

[enflame]

❰ he laughs out loud at seeing this...the poor bastard. at least he doesn't have the worst one. ❱

If these kinds of things weren 't so useful I would have already.

I don't want to be whatever a himbo is for seven days

❰ jc you'll just have to put up with that for as long as it takes you to get it in, somewhere ❱

[legbreakings]

[ At least one of them is having fun because Jiang Cheng sure isn't. ]

They aren't useful enough to put up with this nonsense.

I don't know why we even have them. I could just walk over and tell people in person that they are being idiots.

[enflame]

I don't know how used to these things you are but it's not that simple all the time.

If you can then feel free. But if you dont want to get up or they're off in a forest somewhere, these are much better.


But if I couldn't change THAT username then I'd probably feel differently .

[legbreakings]

[ Ummm this response is gonna take a while. Excuse him while he ragequits. ]

If you're going to mock me I'm done

text - un: left.behind

[arecompatible]

Himbo, a slang word for an attractive but unintelligent man.
Since you asked.

I can't change my username either.

[enflame]

What??

I am NOT unintelligent, just so you know!

[arecompatible]

[Someone doth protest too much?]

I hadn't come to that conclusion at all.

It sounds like you're as confused as anyone else here right now.

[enflame]

Good then.

I'm also not that confused either. I don't know how it happened this time but unfortunately being pulled into a strange universe is something I'm SOMEHOW familiar with.

[arecompatible]

This has happened to you before? Was it for the same reason or something different?

text, un: @feral.forest.gremlin

[skittering]

maybe klaus did it.

( only replying in text instead of out loud so his own username shows, which does very much sound like klaus's handiwork. )

text, un: cock.licking.idiot (1/2)

[channellings]

[it's not his handiwork, but it (and emil's name) are hilarious as hell, so:]

HAHAHAHA i fucking wish

text (2/2)

[channellings]

[—except then he sees his own name and what the fuck?]

wow it's like they didn't even try with mine :(

[enflame]

I forbid you from responding to anything else.

❰ keep your cock licking advertisement off his post???? ❱

[channellings]

excuse me? you're not my real mom! you can't tell me what to do!!

[enflame]

I don't need to be seen associating with that username of yours

[enflame]

He would.

❰ that's actually said aloud as he gets the notification, having the benefit of being able to respond in person as they move towards their gas station destination. ❱

And he knows all kinds of awful slang and technology things...Of course you aren't feral, but I don't even know if I should deny mine!

❰ forest gremlin though? mayhaps... ❱

[skittering]

( the words in his defense get a half-shrug. ) Might be feral. Who knows. ( he holds his tongue on whether or not emil should deny his, though, because the answer is 'probably not'. )

[enflame]

You aren't.

❰ if lalli wants to believe it, whatever -- the hill he's dying on is that these are not wholly accurate. ❱

Do I look like I'm struggling to you? They're just...half wrong. At least a third wrong.

❰ because he still doesn't know what himbo is at this point, and maybe it turns out to be a good thing. ❱

[skittering]

( to the question, lalli's gaze turns on emil, eyeing him for a long couple of seconds as if sincerely assessing whether or not emil is struggling.

but of course, solidarity wins out. ) Half wrong, ( he agrees, because even he can be generous sometimes. )