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[enflame]

What is a himbo ?

Is it a bad thing? It won't let me change it.







I am NOT struggling

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[legbreakings]

[ At least one of them is having fun because Jiang Cheng sure isn't. ]

They aren't useful enough to put up with this nonsense.

I don't know why we even have them. I could just walk over and tell people in person that they are being idiots.

[enflame]

I don't know how used to these things you are but it's not that simple all the time.

If you can then feel free. But if you dont want to get up or they're off in a forest somewhere, these are much better.


But if I couldn't change THAT username then I'd probably feel differently .

[legbreakings]

[ Ummm this response is gonna take a while. Excuse him while he ragequits. ]

If you're going to mock me I'm done

[enflame]

I'm not mocking you, I'm sympathizing.

It's ridiculous that whoever manages the network thinks it's any of their business to display information like that. How does it even know these things ?

[legbreakings]

I don't need pity.

I'm just not going to use my phone if I can't change it.

This thing is useless anyway.

These are the people who kidnapped us. I'm not surprised they know too much about us.

[enflame]

You're still using it right now.

But it's up to you ,it doesn't matter to me if you throw your phone off a mountain or not.

[legbreakings]

There are no mountains here.

[ Or he would. But alas.

How are you even supposed to be suitably dramatic without a mountain? ]

[enflame]

It's a figure of speech.

❰ nnnnn hand-teeter ❱

Go drop it in the lake and see where that gets you, if you want to be accurate.

[legbreakings]

I already did that.

[ Wait. That came across wrong, maybe. ]

That is, I lost it in the lake. Yesterday. I woke up with a new one laying on my chest.

[enflame]

I would take the hint that it's probably useful to you.

I think you already have though since you're obviously stillusing it.

[legbreakings]

I decided I would be willing to give it a try.

I still hate it.

[enflame]

Have you seen what else it can do? Pictures, video? Private messages?

[legbreakings]

Not yet. I only had someone explain this function to me.

[enflame]

Private messages are like writing letters to a certain person, just like how you're doing things right now .

Do you know what a camera is?

[legbreakings]

No. Is it another thing that will insult me?

[ Look, he distrusts this phone thing! ]

[enflame]

Depends on how unsightly you might be.

❰ if only text could convey the smirk on his face ❱

[legbreakings]

!!!

Just you wait until I track you down! I'll break your legs!

[enflame]

What ??

I didn't say you were! Don't take being hopeless looking out on me!

[legbreakings]

I'm not hopeless looking!

I'm just not interested in wasting my time on idiots!

[enflame]

This doesn't explain threatening to break my legs!!

[legbreakings]

Don't whine, I threaten this all the time.

[enflame]

Well you don't need to threaten ME with it at all

[legbreakings]

You insulted my appearance!

[enflame]

I dont even know what you look like. How can I insult you?

[legbreakings]

But you did!