text; un @struggling.himbo.swede

[enflame]

What is a himbo ?

Is it a bad thing? It won't let me change it.







I am NOT struggling

Comments

[enflame]

You're still using it right now.

But it's up to you ,it doesn't matter to me if you throw your phone off a mountain or not.

[legbreakings]

There are no mountains here.

[ Or he would. But alas.

How are you even supposed to be suitably dramatic without a mountain? ]

[enflame]

It's a figure of speech.

❰ nnnnn hand-teeter ❱

Go drop it in the lake and see where that gets you, if you want to be accurate.

[legbreakings]

I already did that.

[ Wait. That came across wrong, maybe. ]

That is, I lost it in the lake. Yesterday. I woke up with a new one laying on my chest.

[enflame]

I would take the hint that it's probably useful to you.

I think you already have though since you're obviously stillusing it.

[legbreakings]

I decided I would be willing to give it a try.

I still hate it.

[enflame]

Have you seen what else it can do? Pictures, video? Private messages?

[legbreakings]

Not yet. I only had someone explain this function to me.

[enflame]

Private messages are like writing letters to a certain person, just like how you're doing things right now .

Do you know what a camera is?

[legbreakings]

No. Is it another thing that will insult me?

[ Look, he distrusts this phone thing! ]

[enflame]

Depends on how unsightly you might be.

❰ if only text could convey the smirk on his face ❱

[legbreakings]

!!!

Just you wait until I track you down! I'll break your legs!

[enflame]

What ??

I didn't say you were! Don't take being hopeless looking out on me!

[legbreakings]

I'm not hopeless looking!

I'm just not interested in wasting my time on idiots!

[enflame]

This doesn't explain threatening to break my legs!!

[legbreakings]

Don't whine, I threaten this all the time.

[enflame]

Well you don't need to threaten ME with it at all

[legbreakings]

You insulted my appearance!

[enflame]

I dont even know what you look like. How can I insult you?

[legbreakings]

But you did!

[enflame]

Well ARE you hopeless looking ??

[legbreakings]

Of course not!

[ He is just hopeless in general ]

[enflame]

I don't have any proof s o you might be.

[legbreakings]

Not like I care! I have better things to do than waste my time worrying about my looks.

[enflame]

So youre definitely subpar at the very least