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I don't know what a himbo is but I know I'm going to set this thing on fire!

❰ he laughs out loud at seeing this...the poor bastard. at least he doesn't have the worst one. ❱

If these kinds of things weren 't so useful I would have already.

I don't want to be whatever a himbo is for seven days

❰ jc you'll just have to put up with that for as long as it takes you to get it in, somewhere ❱

[ At least one of them is having fun because Jiang Cheng sure isn't. ]

They aren't useful enough to put up with this nonsense.

I don't know why we even have them. I could just walk over and tell people in person that they are being idiots.

I don't know how used to these things you are but it's not that simple all the time.

If you can then feel free. But if you dont want to get up or they're off in a forest somewhere, these are much better.

But if I couldn't change THAT username then I'd probably feel differently .

[ Ummm this response is gonna take a while. Excuse him while he ragequits. ]

If you're going to mock me I'm done

I'm not mocking you, I'm sympathizing.

It's ridiculous that whoever manages the network thinks it's any of their business to display information like that. How does it even know these things ?

I don't need pity.

I'm just not going to use my phone if I can't change it.

This thing is useless anyway.

These are the people who kidnapped us. I'm not surprised they know too much about us.

You're still using it right now.

But it's up to you ,it doesn't matter to me if you throw your phone off a mountain or not.

There are no mountains here.

[ Or he would. But alas.

How are you even supposed to be suitably dramatic without a mountain? ]

It's a figure of speech.

❰ nnnnn hand-teeter ❱

Go drop it in the lake and see where that gets you, if you want to be accurate.

I already did that.

[ Wait. That came across wrong, maybe. ]

That is, I lost it in the lake. Yesterday. I woke up with a new one laying on my chest.