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maybe klaus did it.

( only replying in text instead of out loud so his own username shows, which does very much sound like klaus's handiwork. )

[it's not his handiwork, but it (and emil's name) are hilarious as hell, so:]

HAHAHAHA i fucking wish

[—except then he sees his own name and what the fuck?]

wow it's like they didn't even try with mine :(

I forbid you from responding to anything else.

❰ keep your cock licking advertisement off his post???? ❱

excuse me? you're not my real mom! you can't tell me what to do!!

I don't need to be seen associating with that username of yours

excuuuse me princess i'm sorry that i'm cramping your style!!

He would.

❰ that's actually said aloud as he gets the notification, having the benefit of being able to respond in person as they move towards their gas station destination. ❱

And he knows all kinds of awful slang and technology things...Of course you aren't feral, but I don't even know if I should deny mine!

❰ forest gremlin though? mayhaps... ❱

( the words in his defense get a half-shrug. ) Might be feral. Who knows. ( he holds his tongue on whether or not emil should deny his, though, because the answer is 'probably not'. )

You aren't.

❰ if lalli wants to believe it, whatever -- the hill he's dying on is that these are not wholly accurate. ❱

Do I look like I'm struggling to you? They're just...half wrong. At least a third wrong.

❰ because he still doesn't know what himbo is at this point, and maybe it turns out to be a good thing. ❱

( to the question, lalli's gaze turns on emil, eyeing him for a long couple of seconds as if sincerely assessing whether or not emil is struggling.

but of course, solidarity wins out. ) Half wrong, ( he agrees, because even he can be generous sometimes. )

❰ those couple of seconds contain a stare from emil, almost daring him to answer with a 'yes.' luckily lalli is indeed showing some generosity, leaving emil with a satisfied smirk.

they'd just passed by a dilapidated shed, half collapsed on itself, which is what prompts emil to steer the conversation elsewhere, ❱

How do you feel about looking for a different cabin? ❰ the one they'd woken up in this time around is very small, perhaps more damp than some of the other buildings they'd passed by on their way. it looks like there's more than enough room for real estate browsing, especially with the discovery of other asgard vets in their midst. ❱ I'm sure we can find something better than that hovel we just left. Nothing like back home, but--

❰ that's definitely a sore spot he's feeling, if they aren't going back to asgard (or even their original home) for a while. all that work is wasted, and it's not like there are better or even like options here. ❱

Better's fine, ( lalli agrees with another little shrug. the one they woke up in was definitely not the driest or most comfortable place he has ever slept, though such things don't matter to lalli nearly as much as they do to emil.

a thoughtful little brow-wrinkle, and - ) Could probably fix whichever we pick. We built a house once before. ( with god assistance, but only up through the skeleton. but he's got the distinct feeling they're not going to find anything up to emil's comfort standards here, and lalli has found himself distinctly invested in meeting those comfort standards. )

❰ for as much as he doesn't want all that work to go to waste, nor does he feel great about having to do all of that hard work again, it softens emil to think that yeah, they can just start over. that lalli would want to. maybe it wouldn't be so bad. ❱

I assume you want Klaus to stay there again. Want to keep harboring the Icelander? ❰ he'll leave that decision up to lalli, who he knows has grown slightly more accepting of that tall, gangly dope. emil's okay with leaving him to fend for himself, maybe giving him a garden shed to roll around in, but lalli might be more generous. ❱

Don't know if he's here. ( which... he realizes might not make sense, so he clarifies. ) Saw him once in that cabin, but not since. Not here. ( here in what he can only describe as the real world, after that cycling nightmare they were trapped in before.

none of which answers the question, so. ) If there's a room, don't care if he gets it. ( which might as well be a glowing endorsement, from lalli. )

❰ the same is true for emil, so he's just assumed that reynir must be gawking around somewhere. maybe he is, maybe he isn't. but it's good to keep the option open, emil supposes. he doesn't like reynir, but he also wouldn't just leave him to live in the wilderness. the case is rested. ❱

Might as well duplicate our house as much as we can. ❰ which is to say, reynir has a place there if he does indeed show up. ❱ Even though not having Gods here is a pain. At least if we get a house next to this lake, I won't have to ask Honir for a water feature again.

❰ because he already knows that digging his own pond again is a non-starter. ❱

( 'duplicate our house as much as we can.' it has lalli off in his mind for a few steps, even as emil says... something he's not really paying attention to.

then, after a few moments' silence, a quiet - ) Do you think that Tuuri will know to find us here? ( if she ever returns. if such a thing is even possible. )

❰ it honestly had occurred to him to wonder about tuuri, but asgard had similar traits when it came to people floating in and out. she wasn't there in the beginning, then she showed up, then she left again. it wasn't as immediately concerning to him, but emil does realize lalli would of course feel more strongly about it. ❱

I think so. ❰ it's softer and reassuring, but said firmly enough to indicate it's a fact he's sure of. ❱ If Reynir can bumble his way here at least once, I'm sure Tuuri can figure it out.

❰ tuuri coming back to life in asgard was so impossible and yet...emil certainly doesn't like to think about it, but in situations like this it feels like death really doesn't have many rules. ❱

( a thoughtful hum, noncommittal. he believes emil, the details of all of this are just so arbitrary - he doesn't know what these 'technicians' can or can't do, he doesn't know where this stands in the layers of life or death or reality or the tree with all the worlds or any of it, and if he can't wrap his head around it then how will tuuri ever manage to navigate it?

then again, navigation was always her specialty.

he considers asking now about onni, but emil never really got to know him - and also, last lalli heard, he was trying to sacrifice his own life for tuuri's and then he was gone, and he's not positive how he feels about any of that or where it would leave onni's body or soul in the grand scheme of things. and so he doesn't. )

Should get food in cans, or dried. Doesn't expire as fast. ( he's talking about the gas station now, since that's where they're headed, though he doesn't explain as much. )

❰ emil is ignorant to lalli's musing, and would likely just parrot the same sentiment where onni is concerned. they only spoke two or three times, but emil is somewhat aware that the hotakainens are a knowledged and resourceful bunch. he recalls onni being some sort of senior mage, so he'd likely be the expert at navigating spiritually. at least, that makes sense in emil's brain.

or, it would if he was consulted.

the new topic of conversation, though, he does have thoughts about. ❱

Makes sense. I can't remember the last time I was in an actual store. Asgardian bartering posts don't count. ❰ the thought is actually somewhat exciting; emil isn't happy about the new arrangements by a long shot, but this is certainly a perk. and, depending on where their new house will be, maybe it'll be within a reasonable walking distance. for him, anyway. ❱ But if they have a lot of perishables, I'm not going to say no.

Not that I know what to expect from a "gas station." ❰ he includes the air quotes purposefully. tanks generally need gas to run, but you keep cans of it around for that reason. some store attached to petrol pumps is something they only rode past in the silent world. ❱ I just hope they have some kind of meat.

( it has been nearly as long for lalli, come to think of it. ) Mora, ( he supplies a bit belatedly, because he does remember the last time either of them were in an actual store. it was before they really knew one another. tuuri dragged him from shop to shop, and emil (he can only assume) was off shopping, too. after that, there was only transit and then the silent world.

as for the rest, ) Should have meat. The houses did. ( he can't see why they'd supply the houses with one thing but the supposed supply depot with another thing entirely. )

❰ oh yeah, that sounds about right; he offers a nod. he's surprised he has to go so far back in his memory, and it makes emil realize just how much time has passed since then. more than a year, and so much has happened in that small amount of time. and similarly, he's missed so many things for so long. regular shopping being one of them.

well -- does it count as shopping? mostly just raiding. ❱

Yeah, but it's...strange meat. ❰ look, emil isn't into animal processing, but he'd rather have a normal kind of butcher than weird meat in a can. ❱ And we just got that nice collection of farm animals. I'm sure there's a deer or two running around here, but the beef will be missed.

❰ no chickens or pigs, either. just a lake, so there will be fish...wish isn't so bad. other protein would be nice, but he's not holding out much hope. hmm. ❱

We could see what duck tastes like, I suppose.

Duck's not bad. ( he comes from a village, remember? woodland game was at least as prevalent as meat raised by man. ) Pheasant's better. Wonder if they exist, here.

( but that's when he catches sight of something through the trees in the general direction they're heading. his eyes narrow in scrutiny. it's some sort of overgrown building, and are those pumps beside it? seems like it. )

Up there. ( a lift of his chin like a forward nod. )

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