backdated to August 9th @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

Do raccoons hunt ducks, and if they don't, can they be trained to?

Comments

Voice - un: nie.huaisang

[porndealer]

Having a fowl problem, Jiang-xiong?

Re: Voice - un: nie.huaisang

[legbreakings]

Nie Huaisang, that's not funny!

[ His indignant squawking might be very funny, though. ]

There is a flock of rabid ducks outside my door!

[porndealer]

Just a little bit.

[Maybe his squawking makes them think he's one of their own.]

Why would they be outside your door? Did you feed them? Just keep yelling and you should spook them away.

[legbreakings]

[ There is a long, vaguely guilty silence. ]

I might have thrown my cake into the lake.

[porndealer]

[Hope Jiang Cheng enjoys Huaisang laughing. That's all he's getting.]

[legbreakings]

[ !!! ]

You traitor!

[ More yelling. Now if only he would try yelling at the ducks like that. ]

un: jiangyanli

[soups]

they are very cute a-cheng.

even if they are angry.

Re: un: jiangyanli

[legbreakings]

Jiejie, no!

We're not keeping the ducks, I don't care how cute they are!

[soups]

we don't have to keep them.

but we can leave them alone.

they were here first after all.

[legbreakings]

But they've been picking on me!

[soups]

i think i recall you throwing your cake into their home.

i'll shoo them away.

would you like some of mine instead by the way?

[legbreakings]

You didn't see what the cake said, Jiejie! I wasn't going to put up with that!

[ Yes, he is in full-blown pouting mode now. No shame. ]

I would like some of your cake, but only if you don't mind sharing.

@scout

[skittering]

seems easier to hunt them yourself

Re: @scout

[legbreakings]

I can't do that. My sister would pluck MY feathers if I tried!

[skittering]

can she read

1/2

[legbreakings]

Of course she can read! She's an educated lady!

[legbreakings]

Do you know how to delete posts on this network?

[skittering]

nope

could toss her phone in the lake though

[legbreakings]

[ Is he considering it? The long silence sure hints at it. ]

I couldn't possibly do that. You're stuck with another week of a horrible name every time you lose your phone.

text; un: brick.master

[backpacking]

[ Just: ]

what

Re: text; un: brick.master

[legbreakings]

It's a reasonable question!

[backpacking]

are there raccoons and ducks here??
i haven't seen any actual wildlife

[legbreakings]

There are too many of them near my house, you're welcome to them!

[backpacking]

i don't want them unless we run out of food or something.
even then i probably don't want the raccoons.
ducks at least we can eat.

[legbreakings]

Do you know the raccoons aren't edible or have you just not tried yet? I'm sure there is nothing my sister couldn't cook into a tasty meal.

Although she might protest, on grounds of them being cute.