backdated to November 18th @treefucker

[legbreakings]

Fucking goats!

[ Look who is back from the dead.

Yes, it is Jiang Cheng, newly returned to the lands of the living after humpty dumpty met a goat even bitchier than himself and took a little fall.

Still hasn't figured out how to network. ]

Comments

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

Goats and trees?
Now you're just being greedy.

[legbreakings]

What are you talking about?!

[kinkprofessor]

Well, you mentioned fucking goats...
And your username, I think, speaks for itself.
And I thought I was busy!

[legbreakings]

What is wrong with my username?

[ He. Um. May not have been paying attention to that. Otherwise, he would have stayed away from the network. ]

[kinkprofessor]

Ah, well-
I hate to be the one to break it to you but it is rather unfortunate.
It implies you like to fuck trees. Or, more specifically, that you're a treefucker.

@jegerkeptein

[bearhole]

What happened?

Re: @jegerkeptein

[legbreakings]

The goats are murderous.

[bearhole]

literally, or are you being melodramatic again?

[legbreakings]

When have I ever been melodramatic!

Literally

@luusi

[grief]

Did you fuck the goat or did the goat fuck you

Re: @luusi

[legbreakings]

WHAT

[grief]

I'm confused about what you need clarified here LOL

[legbreakings]

I need clarified what is WRONG with you!

video @gilia.stloe

[seaboard]

Jiang! What has happened?

[ Is she maybe still annoyed at him? Probably. Does that actually matter when he's clearly upset? ]

[legbreakings]

Nothing you need to worry about.

Be careful with the goats in the mountains. They are hostile.

[seaboard]

Have you been hurt? Do you need help?

[legbreakings]

I'm fine now. There is nothing to worry about.

Text - un: nie.huaisang

[porndealer]

[He only assumes this is Jiang Cheng cause of the username and all the talk about tree fucking he witnessed on that network not long ago.]

Jiang Cheng?! Is that you?
Where have you been?

[legbreakings]

Don't ask stupid questions like that!

[ Look. This is mortifying! ]

[porndealer]

[It's definitely Jiang Cheng.]

How are they stupid?

You didn't answer my question, Jiang-xiong. We've been worried!

[legbreakings]

[ Wow. Rude! ]

I might have died.

[Voice, @witcher]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Again with the useless messages.

[ Seriously will you stop. Get your shit together. ]

Re: [Voice, @witcher]

[legbreakings]

[ That. Guy. Again. ]

Again with your unnecessary commentary!

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ Hello you are literally his main source of entertainment right now ]

At least I'm not a waste of air.

[legbreakings]

[ Congrats, Geralt, you chose well, he is an entire clown car by himself. ]

At least I'm not wasting my time berating strangers!

[ He absolutely is, though. ]