backdated to November 18th @treefucker

[legbreakings]

Fucking goats!

[ Look who is back from the dead.

Yes, it is Jiang Cheng, newly returned to the lands of the living after humpty dumpty met a goat even bitchier than himself and took a little fall.

Still hasn't figured out how to network. ]

Comments

[seaboard]

Have you been hurt? Do you need help?

[legbreakings]

I'm fine now. There is nothing to worry about.

[seaboard]

[ It clearly does nothing to reassure her. Not now after a message like that. ]

Please, tell me if you need anything? I am at your service.

[legbreakings]

I told you. You don't need concern yourself with me.

I'm well now. However it works, we are fully restored by our captors.

[seaboard]

[ IF THERE WASN'T SOMETHING WRONG YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO BE RESTORED, THIS IS NOT HELPING. ]

At least let me bring you a meal then?

[legbreakings]

I wouldn't hate that.

[ This is a good thing! He had all his bones smashed! ]

[seaboard]

I will be with you shortly. Is there anything you would prefer?

[legbreakings]

No. It's fine.

I'm not very good at this. [ The trying to make amends thing, mostly. ]

[seaboard]

Good at what?