backdated to November 18th @treefucker

[legbreakings]

Fucking goats!

[ Look who is back from the dead.

Yes, it is Jiang Cheng, newly returned to the lands of the living after humpty dumpty met a goat even bitchier than himself and took a little fall.

Still hasn't figured out how to network. ]

Comments

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

Goats and trees?
Now you're just being greedy.

@jegerkeptein

[bearhole]

What happened?

@luusi

[grief]

Did you fuck the goat or did the goat fuck you

[legbreakings]

What are you talking about?!

Re: @jegerkeptein

[legbreakings]

The goats are murderous.

Re: @luusi

[legbreakings]

WHAT

video @gilia.stloe

[seaboard]

Jiang! What has happened?

[ Is she maybe still annoyed at him? Probably. Does that actually matter when he's clearly upset? ]

Text - un: nie.huaisang

[porndealer]

[He only assumes this is Jiang Cheng cause of the username and all the talk about tree fucking he witnessed on that network not long ago.]

Jiang Cheng?! Is that you?
Where have you been?

[legbreakings]

Nothing you need to worry about.

Be careful with the goats in the mountains. They are hostile.

[legbreakings]

Don't ask stupid questions like that!

[ Look. This is mortifying! ]

[Voice, @witcher]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Again with the useless messages.

[ Seriously will you stop. Get your shit together. ]

[porndealer]

[It's definitely Jiang Cheng.]

How are they stupid?

You didn't answer my question, Jiang-xiong. We've been worried!

[seaboard]

Have you been hurt? Do you need help?

[legbreakings]

[ Wow. Rude! ]

I might have died.

[legbreakings]

I'm fine now. There is nothing to worry about.

Re: [Voice, @witcher]

[legbreakings]

[ That. Guy. Again. ]

Again with your unnecessary commentary!

[bearhole]

literally, or are you being melodramatic again?

[legbreakings]

When have I ever been melodramatic!

Literally

[bearhole]

[ She'll ignore that first part. ]

did the goats look healthy? were they

you know

alive?

[legbreakings]

Yes. Yes, the goats were alive.

[ What. The. Flying. Fuck. ]

[porndealer]

What?!

You've been gone for a week and think you may have died? Jiang-Cheng how could you not know?!

[Huaisang is in shock reading this. Why does Jiang Cheng act like it's nothing serious at all? Then again, isn't that the whole point of this place? People are supposed to die. Then come back. It happened to Wuxian too already. Now Jiang Cheng. The realization sobers him up pretty quick, feeling bad about "shouting" at his friend.]

... have you spoken to your sister yet?

[legbreakings]

[ No, no, it doesn't really feel like a small matter at all, it's just that he doesn't want to go into the humiliating cause of death. ]

Okay. I have died. I know it for a fact. Or, I must have died, anyway, nobody could have survived that.

Happy now?

[porndealer]

Why would I be happy about that?

[kinkprofessor]

Well, you mentioned fucking goats...
And your username, I think, speaks for itself.
And I thought I was busy!

[legbreakings]

What is wrong with my username?

[ He. Um. May not have been paying attention to that. Otherwise, he would have stayed away from the network. ]