backdated to November 18th @treefucker

[legbreakings]

Fucking goats!

[ Look who is back from the dead.

Yes, it is Jiang Cheng, newly returned to the lands of the living after humpty dumpty met a goat even bitchier than himself and took a little fall.

Still hasn't figured out how to network. ]

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[legbreakings]

[ Sigh. Being the only adult here is so hard. ]

This is pointless.

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ Are you saying that's you? ]

I'm glad you finally realised.

[legbreakings]

[ Yes, yes he says so!!!

And why are you still not letting him have the last word? So inconsiderate! ]

You've got to be one of the most irritating people I have ever met!

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ Because you clearly want it so badly. ]

I've heard worse.

[legbreakings]

[ You are The Worst, Geralt! ]

I'm not surprised, someone as obnoxious as you must spend a lot of time getting insulted!

[coolmotivestillevil]

I'm sure you know that very well.

[legbreakings]

Are you calling me annoying?! I'm not. I'm just not going to waste my time on idiots.

[coolmotivestillevil]

If you think I'm an idiot, why are you still talking to me then?

[legbreakings]

I'm wondering that, too!

[coolmotivestillevil]

I'm not keeping you.

[legbreakings]

And what is keeping you?!

[coolmotivestillevil]

Boredom.

[ At least he's honest. ]

[legbreakings]

I have better things to do than provide you with entertainment!

[ Except apparently not, since he is still bickering. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Yet you are not doing them.

[legbreakings]

Yes, because you're keeping me!

[ Or... something. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Have I bewitched you? My apologies.

[legbreakings]

[ !!!

Cue sputtering. ]

I'm not... bewitched! You're the one who can't stay away!

[coolmotivestillevil]

I choose not to.

[ Because you're useless and someone should say it. ]

[legbreakings]

[ Bah! ]

Maybe you're the bewitched one!

[ Wait. ]

Not that I bewitched you. Why would I even want to!

[coolmotivestillevil]

So I'm not bewitched?

[ Make up your mind. ]

[legbreakings]

You're the possibly bewitched one! You tell me!

[ He doesn’t even know what they are arguing about anymore. But it is a distraction from thinking about having died so... works for him. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Is the bewitched supposed to know that they are bewitched?

[ He's no magic expert, but he's pretty sure that's not how it works. ]

[legbreakings]

[ He gives an irritated scoff. ]

How am I supposed to know how the magic of this place works!

[coolmotivestillevil]

Then I suppose we will never know if either of us is bewitched.

[legbreakings]

You've got to be one of the most annoying people I know!