backdated to November 18th @treefucker

[legbreakings]

Fucking goats!

[ Look who is back from the dead.

Yes, it is Jiang Cheng, newly returned to the lands of the living after humpty dumpty met a goat even bitchier than himself and took a little fall.

Still hasn't figured out how to network. ]

Comments

[coolmotivestillevil]

Sure.

[ Sure you're not. ]

[legbreakings]

You're being condescending again!

[ Unlike Jiang Cheng, who is never condescending. Never ever. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Good catch.

[ Proud of you. ]

[legbreakings]

[ Grmpfl! ]

I don't know why I even bother talking to you!

[ That's a lie. It's because he likes having the last word so he keeps responding. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Then stop.

[legbreakings]

Why don't you stop instead!

[ He wants his last word, damn it! ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ He really doesn't care, but since Jiang Cheng clearly does, he refuses. ]

No.

[legbreakings]

[ Sigh. Being the only adult here is so hard. ]

This is pointless.

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ Are you saying that's you? ]

I'm glad you finally realised.

[legbreakings]

[ Yes, yes he says so!!!

And why are you still not letting him have the last word? So inconsiderate! ]

You've got to be one of the most irritating people I have ever met!

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ Because you clearly want it so badly. ]

I've heard worse.

[legbreakings]

[ You are The Worst, Geralt! ]

I'm not surprised, someone as obnoxious as you must spend a lot of time getting insulted!

[coolmotivestillevil]

I'm sure you know that very well.

[legbreakings]

Are you calling me annoying?! I'm not. I'm just not going to waste my time on idiots.

[coolmotivestillevil]

If you think I'm an idiot, why are you still talking to me then?

[legbreakings]

I'm wondering that, too!

[coolmotivestillevil]

I'm not keeping you.

[legbreakings]

And what is keeping you?!

[coolmotivestillevil]

Boredom.

[ At least he's honest. ]

[legbreakings]

I have better things to do than provide you with entertainment!

[ Except apparently not, since he is still bickering. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Yet you are not doing them.

[legbreakings]

Yes, because you're keeping me!

[ Or... something. ]

[coolmotivestillevil]

Have I bewitched you? My apologies.

[legbreakings]

[ !!!

Cue sputtering. ]

I'm not... bewitched! You're the one who can't stay away!

[coolmotivestillevil]

I choose not to.

[ Because you're useless and someone should say it. ]