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OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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Oh my god this fundie shit LMAO you can absolutely screw people you don't love. Hate even. Kinda makes it hotter sometimes.

But you have fun with your weird religious virginity drivel okay

Oh, I am so sorry. Did I say something wrong? I meant no offence.

... But tell me what is Religious?

I don't know how to explain some big concept like that without breaking my fingers. But you know, Gods, spiritual shit. Churches?? Temples? I'd say Google it but oopsie

But usually if you're talking about ~making love~ and conceiving and spirituality in the same sentence you're usually religious.

Oh! Like we do with spirits.

No, it is not to do with that, not at all. We care about conceiving because I am the Ruler of my people, at least one of them, but I am the one who shall give birth to the heirs for my people.

If I do not have children, war shall break out.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait

That's some fucked up monarchy shit instead of fucked up religious shit, you don't have to be a baby farm if you don't want to. Who the hell would want that?? Oh my god love are you in a CULT

I have always wanted children... They are perfectly sweet creatures.

It is not a cult, I am Queen St. Loe, of the Isle St. Loe, my family has ruled for hundreds of years?

[ THIS IS GETTING MORE CONFUSING. ]

Well I think when ur brought up in a monarcult you're kinda brainwashed into that kind of thing so I don't blame you.

Because it sounds like you're just supposed to birth heirs as a job, not as something you enjoy or have a say in you know. Say you didn't want kids............would that be an uproar?? Would they be okay with that?

If I don't have children, civil war breaks out, as I said. Thousands of people would die. It is not my only duty, but it is one that there can be no misunderstanding as to the consequences, as it was my brothers, my mother's and her father's before her.

My dear you need to free your pussy what the absolute fuck

I'm sorry, my what?

Edited 2020-11-12 02:31 (UTC)

Your vag your fucking BABY HOLE since apparently that's all they want you to use the thing for

Thank god you're here so you're not a birthed brood mare.

I also have near on ten thousand people to look after and administer too and several trade delegations and ambassadors to keep peace with, my lady, and it is a duty I take most seriously.

And your pussy should have nothing to do with any of that lmao

[ now taht she knows what that means: G A H. save her. ]

It's the duty of any man too in my position.

My lady, do you think it is only me that has such a duty?

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