JANUARY 21ST, @JIANG.WANYIN, VIDEO

[legbreakings]

[ For once, the residents of the containment zone are treated to a video message from Jiang Wanyin, the local weirdo who has yet to figure out that the network isn't his personal diary.

He's looking disgruntled huddled under several blankets and cradling a cup of steaming hot tea, and still shivering from the cold. ]

Somebody, please tell me this is a joke. Are they trying to drown us in snow now? If they want to kill us, I'd rather be fighting another beast!


locked to Lan Sizhui

Make sure you don't lose a toe to the cold or I'll break your legs.

Comments

[legbreakings]

THAT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE

Where are you so I can hunt you down and beat you to death with my phone

[mannerless]

You don't get it??

Y'know, your ARMies? Arms go in SLEEVES?

[legbreakings]

That doesn't make it funny!

[mannerless]

Honestly, that's fair. You wailing about me talking about your armies was much funnier.

Hang on, let me see if I can think of a better one

[legbreakings]

I wasn't wailing!

I was threatening you with murder!

after a long pause, switches to private

[mannerless]

Do you need anything? You or Shijie. Wood for the fireplace, perhaps? I didn't see a fire in that video of yours.

Before you argue - I'm not sure the weather can hurt me. (It's a bit of a long story, I'll tell you once I've figured things out for certain.)

[legbreakings]

We are a little bit short of firewood, yes.

[ Which he wouldn't admit if it were just himself but A-Jie is here, too. He can swallow his pride for her, at least. ]

But I won't have you doing anything stupid and reckless.

[mannerless]

Yes, well, I won't have me doing anything stupid and reckless either.

I'll even use the door this time.

[legbreakings]

Now that's a novelty I would have never thought you capable of.

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[mannerless]

Yes, well, forgive the man who lived in a doorless cave for a year.

[mannerless]

....though I suppose it was windowless too, so that's no excuse.

[legbreakings]

Cluttered. You forgot cluttered. I thought I had won the "pick up after yourself or else" battle when I was ten.