grief: (Default)
([personal profile] grief) wrote in [community profile] vestigenet2020-11-08 05:50 pm

@luusi (nsfw language)

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.
channellings: (☂ dumbstruck)

[personal profile] channellings 2020-12-31 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
so what can we do alongside that? make a flamethrower or something?

wait do we have shit to make an actual flamethrower because that's not a half-bad idea
legbreakings: (03-26-2)

[personal profile] legbreakings 2021-01-02 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What is a flamethrower? I understand the meaning of the word but I assume you're speaking of something specific.

[ Consider him officially intrigued. ]