@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[mannerless]

( well that's fucking ominous. what do you know about his future, lan jingyi )

Yes, well, rest assured that porn wasn't forbidden in Lotus Pier.

[gusumouthcannon]

Okay but you are clearly not actually using that knowledge yet, and this helpful list seems very practical. You are welcome.

[mannerless]

( ex

cuse

me )

Are you certain you're a Lan?? Was Hanguang-jun asleep the day they chose you and now he's stuck with you?

[gusumouthcannon]

I am very sorry Wei-qianbei! Hanguang-jun says I have to get off my phone now and cannot reply any more! Please ask him about the list I sent you! It is very important!

[Okay he definitely has not put his phone down, because this comes about a minute later:]

They do not give out the family headbands to just anyone. And ask Hanguang-jun who his favorite is after Sizhui! (Do not tell me if it is not me.)