@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

text;

[deferences]

I would make a joke about covering your eyes, but I suppose I shouldn't.

No, you aren't. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to sound that way, it's just... [s i g h] This is such an inappropriate thing to be on a public network.

It's things that should be discussed with someone you trust.

[grief]

You lot are so obsessed with committed relationships for everything. Not that I'm saying the shit isn't great, but you CAN fuck someone you don't know from a hole in the wall.

Maybe even THROUGH a hole in the wall

[deferences]

[through a hole in the—] Why in the world would I ever do that? And knowing someone before you decide to simply give yourself to them is part of connecting with them, isn't it?

Besides, that sounds dangerous and possibly unsanitary.

text;

[backpacking]

it's alright.
honestly, we don't have a network like this where i came from, so...yeah.
i didn't realize people can see EVERYTHING you post on here

it's definitely a weird thing to publicize, i'll agree with you on that

text;

[deferences]

We don't have it where I come from, either. Even these bizarre phone things are totally new! They're convenient though, so I suppose that helps?

Good to know they can, that way we'll be able to avoid making embarrassing posts in the future. And I guess we just have to accept that people will make posts like these. If we don't engage, I'd imagine it wouldn't be difficult to just... ignore them.

text;

[backpacking]

people used to have phones like this and they probably texted or whatever, but not anymore.
it'd be cool to have them around.

probably. unless they're really annoying about it and post a lot to try and get people to respond
nice thing is you can just put the phone somewhere and walk away. right?

text;

[deferences]

Did they really? I must admit, they are rather helpful for contacting people when you need to get ahold of them quickly. They'd be nice to have in my world too, but I highly doubt we will get them in my lifetime.

Thankfully, that doesn't seem to be the case. [yet, so let's not jinx it now.] And you are right, there's nothing stopping us from doing that.

Unless, of course, you need it for whatever else and have to carry it on you anyway. Which doesn't seem to be a problem in this case.

text;

[backpacking]

same. get them back, i mean.
unless things really change, but i doubt it.

still figuring out what you "need" this thing for besides trying to get in touch with someone.
also kinda trying to remember i even have it. takes getting used to, right?