@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

text;

[shivving]

[ all his worst nightmares are coming true ]

ellie put down your phone

text;

[backpacking]

[ War Flashbacks to Bill's magazines, but worse - ]

jesus! how did you even know i sent a message?

[shivving]

that doesn't look like putting your phone down

[backpacking]

you're making this worse by commenting on it!!

[shivving]

ellie

[backpacking]

how do you get the grumble across JUST in text?
that's talent right there

[shivving]

practice

put down your phone

[backpacking]

[ She does, though it's with an groan so exaggerated that she hopes he hears it.

How long she'll leave the phone, though...remains to be seen. ]