@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[grief]

IDK if you went to the gas station yet but that place is amaze. Some shit's going on with it now I guess but the candy is plentiful.

First come first serve though and I'm there early as fuck

[bearhole]

oh is that so? well, I have no problem camping out there overnight to beat you to it for some sweets.

when you say "some shit's going on with it" what does that mean?

[grief]

IDK that angry virgin dude above has tried to tell me that there's something strange going on with it. I've got enough stock to not worry about it, not really my business anymore

EXCEPT now I might move in so I can win the candy race :)

[bearhole]

oh, yeah. he was telling me something weird's going on with the tree nearby, right? probably worth checking out, and not just for the candy.

[grief]

Sounds like some paranoid delusion BS if you ask me. Don't know what a tree has ever done to anyone cept maybe fall.

If this dump can find a way to make a tree threatening well props to them

[bearhole]

this one moves? or so the story goes. not sure I believe it. I've never heard of a tree picking up and walking off.