@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[porndealer]

I think I might have one of those! They have a lot of reading in them. A lot of it makes no sense to me, but the pictures are very nice too.

No wood carvings, I've got a few scrolls, but mostly my collection is binded books done in calligraphy with pictures, hand done, included.

[grief]

I’m coming to realize you’ve never see n like an honest to god porno. Like, sex tape amateur big tit MILF creampie porn video.

You have never LIVED. I’ve gotta get some kinda porn site or DVD for you to watch.

[porndealer]

I'm not sure what most of that means, but if you ever did find any of it I'd be interested to see.

Looking at pornography from other places us fascinating. It's all so different yet made for the same purpose.

[grief]

Mate, I am gonna blow your mind, just give me a week or so. I'm gonna find this shit.

You got any kink preferences? m/m, m/f, f/f, etc????

[porndealer]

Kink preferences?

[He's so lost.]

[grief]

Let’s skip that for the next lesson.

Do you want gay, straight, lez stuff?? I’ll add more variety from there but I need a spring board. (If you don’t know what that shit means I’m gonna throw myself off a cliff)

(You too)

[porndealer]

Oh yes yes I think I understand those. Gay is liking men, straight is boring and normal and lez...?

Lesbian? Pretty sure that's it. I'll have to ask Klaus again, he tells me a lot of this.

I'm gay!

[Yes you are, sweet heart.]

[grief]

Colour me shocked TBH but I laughed out loud.

Lez is lesbian aka me, sapphic legend 👅 I will find you dick touching videos somewhere bruv

[porndealer]

Laughing why?

Oh so you like women! And you're a legend? Whoa, a legend among lesbians?

[grief]

IDK you're just cute haha

BUT yes I would like to think so 😎 Whenever you think of pussy, think of me.

[porndealer]

Thank you 😋

[He's starting to learn about emojis too! Though he forgets about them half the time.]

No promises it's not something I think of really.
But how do you become a legend among lesbians? Do you have a gay legend too?

[grief]

It's a self-proclaimed title but anyone I meet I'm sure would agree I deserve it.

So you can be a gay legend if u want, just know in your heart that u deserve it

[porndealer]

Oh self proclaimed?

Usually such titles are earned with great deeds. Is your name known among all lesbians, maybe that's a good reason to be a legend among them?

Not sure I've done anything to earn that legend status yet. One day though!