@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[grief]

IDK I saw a documentary about people who want to fuck objects on channel 4 I think. Maybe he's just not into flesh and bone.

[channellings]

man i'm a weirdo who will try just about anything but tree fucking?? that's pretty out there




and let's not talk about the dick splinters

[grief]

IDK maybe his kink is vaguely painful inconvenience.

[channellings]

no idea if you're reading this jc but: get a new kink for fucks sake

[legbreakings]

[ RAGE ]

[channellings]

[sorry, jc! he really does like you, being a shithead aside.]