@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[bombshelled]

first you gotta tell em not to drink bleach.
then you gotta tell em dicks are for sucking.

what else is new?

[grief]

Thus the need for my post lmao

I'm harvesting useful information to conduct who here needs some reeducation, see?? It's useful.

[bombshelled]

you plan on giving them all a 1-on-1 hands on lesson?

I don't think there are any sex ed films from health class in town.

[grief]

Not hands on but I'm definitely considering what tools I might need for demonstrative lessons.

You think cucumbers and grapefruit are a little too cliche?

[bombshelled]

hey, you gotta work with what you've got. the produce section can come in handy for times like these.

is Foodland stocked up on Trojans?

[grief]

Oh hell. I hope so. Never looked for them before.

Haven't been on the hunt for condoms once in my life LMAO first time for everything, huh?

[bombshelled]

I mean, if you're gonna bring an impromptu sex ed lesson to the containment zone, then condoms are kind of a must have.

[grief]

Do u think people can get pregnant in this dump ? Do STDs exist in this place??? I've got some questions for the technicians TBH

[bombshelled]

do you think there's a reason people wouldn't be able to get pregnant? IDK if I want to think about them fucking with our bodies like that...