@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[grief]

omg so he's just repressed.

He's got some issues about knowing women want the P/V too I guess. Is he one of those ~No One Shall Touch Or Gaze Upon My Forcibly Virginal Familial Charge~ type of dudes because that's definitely a little old fashioned. Problematic much haha

[mannerless]

Ah, no - well. I mean, I say this in dire hopes that you don't make me elaborate on the goings-ons of my darling sister but

She has most certainly done some number of intimate things, unless one can somehow bear a child without - and what with her giving nature, I would not be entirely shocked to hear she's somewhat familiar with some of the upper additions to your little list.

Know that if I'm asked to go into further detail, I will die right here on the spot. I can't promise it won't be murder.

[legbreakings]

WEI WUXIAN

YOU ARE NOT HELPING NEITHER ME NOR A-JIE AND LEAST OF ALL YOUR CHANCES TO KEEP YOUR LEGS UNBROKEN

[mannerless]

I'M DEFENDING HER MARITAL BED AND HER GENEROUS NATURE

Are you aware of quite how many Lans I now have to fix any bones you might break?

And anyway, I defended you too you know! So ungrateful.

[legbreakings]

You are not helping!!!

[mannerless]

So ungrateful.

[legbreakings]

Keep it up and I'm forcing you to dogsit

[grief]

OH I like your sister LOL I hope she gave handies with pride at least.

But you seem really ready to throw your family under the sex ed bus (kind of weird, actually) but what about YOU kind sir.

[mannerless]

Me? I'm nobody. I hardly matter at all. I'm familiar with some of the topics you mentioned, if that's what you're asking.

[grief]

How familiar though, which ones.

You can't imply to me your sister is 69ing and your brother's dick has never seen the light of day and get away with just THAT.

never mind, she's here now

[soups]

Wei Wuxian.

Though anyone must know that bearing a child is the result of copulation, it's unnecessary to further publicly speculate about the goings on within my marital chambers.

[mannerless]

Sorry, Shijie.

not here

[legbreakings]

[ Oooh look at that

Someone is on Jiejie’s naughty list

Nyah-nyah nyah-nyah ]

also not here

[mannerless]

( surprised you could pull your cock out of the tree for long enough to gloat )