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vestigenet2020-11-08 05:50 pm
grief) wrote in vestigenet2020-11-08 05:50 pm
Entry tags:
- (black jewels) daemon sadi,
- (borderlands) rhys strongfork,
- (cql) jiang cheng,
- (cql) jiang yanli,
- (cql) lan sizhui,
- (cql) lan wangji,
- (cql) nie huaisang,
- (cql) song lan,
- (cql) wei wuxian,
- (marvel) lana baumgartner,
- (mdzs) lan jingyi,
- (oc) luusi,
- (oc) r.o.s.i.e.,
- (tlou) ellie,
- (tlou) joel miller,
- (tua) klaus hargreeves
@luusi (nsfw language)
OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.
Tell me if any of this means anything to you:
Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????
This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.
Tell me if any of this means anything to you:
Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????
This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.
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c'mon jc you really need to live a little
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And if I "live" it certainly won't be with you!
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it's pretty great honestly
you wound me jc ): fucking the tree before even thinking to offer to me? tsk tsk
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I was just complaining about the tree being dangerous!
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[purple is hella sus, but on to this tree being bad.] what's dangerous about it? splinters aside haha
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Last month I got fainted when I visited the gas station.
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especially weird trees that can't be explained or maybe cut down
you're okay now right?
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I worry, since the tree is moving closer to the barrier. I don't know when or how, but it has been getting closer over the months.
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you think it'll eventually get past the barrier?
hopefully not because god only knows what the fuck might happen if it does
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Whatever there is to this tree, it is definitely hostile towards us. Well, either hostile or dangerous and harmful to us simply by its nature.
But I don't know what we could do about the situation until it is actually in reach.
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the creepy tree gets within the proper distance
we make some sort of barrier to keep it in a particular place we don't care about
and just torch the entire thing?
maybe pray it works
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There should be at least one person who can create such a barrier.
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but i've got telekinesis if that's any consolation?
the ability to move things with my mind or whatever shit
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wait do we have shit to make an actual flamethrower because that's not a half-bad idea
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[ Consider him officially intrigued. ]
Cuts in here-
Re: Cuts in here-
And he takes off his clothes when he's scared!
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You know he's not so bad to look at.
[Just saying.]
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But Jiang Cheng did insist on knowing.]