@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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[legbreakings]

What

The what

I HAVE NEVER!

[ Excuse him! That tree is his enemy! ]

[grief]

Okay so HAVE you put your dick in anything before then??? At least give me something to work with here

[legbreakings]

I'm not having this conversation with you.

[grief]

THEN WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO A SEX POST

[legbreakings]

Because somebody has got to tell you that you are being indecent in public!

[grief]

More confirmation your dick is as dry as a desert HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[legbreakings]

Shut up!

[grief]

You know maybe if you weren't a virgin you wouldn't be so angry.

Cause, effect, etc.

[legbreakings]

You haven't even seen me angry yet! I'm not chasing you with a whip am I!

[grief]

I'm indecent aren't I?

As far as you know I may appreciate the gesture.

[channellings]

that's a big fat NO

[legbreakings]

Nobody asked you, Klaus!

[channellings]

good thing it's a public post then huh?
c'mon jc you really need to live a little

[legbreakings]

Public or not nobody asked for your opinion!

And if I "live" it certainly won't be with you!

[channellings]

see that's the lovely thing about publicness: nobody's gotta ask and i can open my big mouth whenever i want
it's pretty great honestly

you wound me jc ): fucking the tree before even thinking to offer to me? tsk tsk

[legbreakings]

I'm not doing anything indecent with the tree don't listen to grief!

I was just complaining about the tree being dangerous!

[channellings]

are you sure?? hmmmm

[purple is hella sus, but on to this tree being bad.] what's dangerous about it? splinters aside haha

Cuts in here-

[porndealer]

Jiang-xiong Jiang-xiong, Klaus is very fun! You should drink with us sometime.

Re: Cuts in here-

[legbreakings]

I won't! He's annoying!

And he takes off his clothes when he's scared!

[porndealer]

Are you sure he's not doing it cause it'll fluster you?

You know he's not so bad to look at.

[Just saying.]

[grief]

IDK how many virgins are running around here but this little shit is the king of them LOL

[channellings]

too goddamn many but considering his name was angry.virgin when i first met him? yeah haha

[grief]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME MATE

I NEED TO SET UP A CORONATION

[channellings]

i'm one-hundred-percent serious chica
can you believe that shit? even the network outed his ass

shouldn't you wait until he's not a virgin anymore??
wait no
you'd be waiting for-fucking-ever

[grief]

TBH he might be a little more deviant than we assumed.

I'm still quite sure he got the hots for some dark magic tree. Don't know if it counts for losing virginity or not.