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[bombshelled]

OK, listen up numbnuts. I have some important fucking wisdom to impart here, because apparently half of you are from the 14th fucking century or some shit and don't know how grocery stores work.

not everything at Foodland is food. bleach is not food. bleach is a cleaning supply. if you drink it, it will fucking kill you. don't be the asshole who died drinking bleach. I know the technicians want us to suffer and die or whatever, but that would be doing their work for them. DON'T DRINK BLEACH.

just in general, every product in Foodland should have some kind of label on it with the ingredients. read that first if you're not sure whether it's safe to eat or drink. if you don't know what an ingredient is, ask someone. don't just go putting shit in your mouth like whatever the fuck. use your fucking brain first.

Lana out.

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[bombshelled]

[ Lana pauses for a long moment. Then she rolls her eyes and takes a resolute sip of her coffee. ]

Yeah. Yeah, alright, fine. Because that might as well fucking happen.

Whatever. Let's just do this shit.

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ Hm. ]

Let's! Though do you mind... if I ask you why you seem to dislike synthetic individuals as we do?

[bombshelled]

[ Lana looks a little uncertain, and waves a dismissive hand. ]

It's not like I dislike artificial people. It's just... [ fucking weird. ] ...unexpected.