text; un: @bombshell

[bombshelled]

OK, listen up numbnuts. I have some important fucking wisdom to impart here, because apparently half of you are from the 14th fucking century or some shit and don't know how grocery stores work.

not everything at Foodland is food. bleach is not food. bleach is a cleaning supply. if you drink it, it will fucking kill you. don't be the asshole who died drinking bleach. I know the technicians want us to suffer and die or whatever, but that would be doing their work for them. DON'T DRINK BLEACH.

just in general, every product in Foodland should have some kind of label on it with the ingredients. read that first if you're not sure whether it's safe to eat or drink. if you don't know what an ingredient is, ask someone. don't just go putting shit in your mouth like whatever the fuck. use your fucking brain first.

Lana out.

Comments

[legbreakings]

And I'm telling you I wasn't going to!

Why are you so annoying!

[bombshelled]

why is rain fucking wet?

takes one to know one.

[legbreakings]

I AM NOT ANNOYING

Take that back!

[bombshelled]

I would, except.... you're fucking annoying.

[legbreakings]

I AM NOT

[bombshelled]

ok, but like
get this

I'm talking to you, and I'm annoyed.
THEREFORE you're annoying.

[legbreakings]

That's not even how this works! And you are more annoying anyway!

[bombshelled]

whatever, Jiang.Wankin. it's not even a contest.

[legbreakings]

Stop making fun of me!!!

[bombshelled]

🖕🖕🖕🖕STOP BEING SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

[legbreakings]

[ He... does not know how to make his capslock fancy.

Sadness. ]

STOP IT OR I'M HANGING UP ON YOU

[bombshelled]

FUCKING DO IT, COWARD!

[legbreakings]

YOU DO IT FIRST

[bombshelled]

I'M NOT THE ONE WHOSE ASS IS IN A TWIST. I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY, MOTHERFUCKER.

[legbreakings]

LEAVE MY ASS OUT OF THIS

[bombshelled]

y, are you SeNsItIvE about how FUCKING FLAT IT IS?

[legbreakings]

I'm not having this debate with you!

[bombshelled]

ok, flat ass. have fun sitting on pillows to avoid your painful hip bones!

[legbreakings]

I'm done wasting time on your nonsense!

[bombshelled]

fine! good!
don't let the door hit your flat ass on your way out.

[legbreakings]

[ He's just gonna ragequit now.

And figure out how to ask his sister whether he has a flat ass ]

[bombshelled]

[ Fuck yes. Lana: 1, Jiang.Whatever: 0 ]