Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ “gentleman bde” Cᴀsɴᴇʀ (
casner) wrote in
vestigenet2020-07-20 12:27 pm
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Hello. My name is Graham Casner, and as we all seem to be stuck here for the moment, I'd like to get a headcount and collect a few other potentially useful details. A record of who's here will let us know if anyone goes missing, and the benefit of cataloging what skills we have amidst the group should speak for itself.
In my day to day non-bullshit life I work as an adventure/survival guide; while I can't say for sure how much call we'll have for those services consider me on call for any questions about how to use what we have on hand. I also possess some experience in basic home maintenance, though for anything beyond simple electric/plumbing issues you're out of luck.
To sum up: please reply with your name and any skills, abilities, or otherwise you see as beneficial to our survival. Don't discount what might seem frivolous at first; creature comforts can go a long way.
Thank you for your time.
In my day to day non-bullshit life I work as an adventure/survival guide; while I can't say for sure how much call we'll have for those services consider me on call for any questions about how to use what we have on hand. I also possess some experience in basic home maintenance, though for anything beyond simple electric/plumbing issues you're out of luck.
To sum up: please reply with your name and any skills, abilities, or otherwise you see as beneficial to our survival. Don't discount what might seem frivolous at first; creature comforts can go a long way.
Thank you for your time.

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For now, you're looking for skills. I fucking got that. From boosting your cell phone signal to cobbling together a two-way, I'm the Man.
And the rest. The rest will have to wait until we know more about what we're up against. Something nasty's coming, but I don't know what.
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[ hey, did anyone need to have anything dried just short of desiccation? flowers? fruit? ]
But not as overjoyed as I am to hear that.
[ the something nasty, u kno. the rest he's filing away to be used sooner rather than later, unbeknownst to graham.
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[ It's a statement, not a question. Tech Boy is practically fuming at the whole idea. Hates this hates this hates this. ]
You come across anything useful with your modern-day survival man skills? I know my way around tech, but stick me in the woods and I don't know a hawk from a handsaw.
[ Yes he mangled the Shakespeare reference on purpose, but getting stuck long enough in the middle of nowhere really would drive a technology god crazy. ]