text | @lan.wangji

[taciturnly]

Greetings,

A moment of your time, should you see this message.

How does one effectively prevent another from contacting them through this device?

You have my thanks.

— 蓝忘机

Comments

[bombshelled]

[ If you ask for the dick pics, it doesn't count, Wangji. ]

so what's the big problem here? someone trolling you?

[taciturnly]

( GDIT!! )

Persistent annoyance.

I will endure.

[bombshelled]

apparently not, if you're looking for ways to block them.

[taciturnly]

I have survived worse inconveniences.

[bombshelled]

alright, whatever.
if you say so.
knock yourself out with all those unasked-for penises.

[taciturnly]

There are no such things.

[bombshelled]

oh lol ok
so all these penises are ones you asked for
well, you do you!

[taciturnly]

There are no penises!

( hey, great job! lan wangji most likely has too many fingers to count the number of times he's lost it, so it's a pretty cool achievement right there! )

[bombshelled]

your loss.

[grief]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

[taciturnly]

( YOU AGAIN!!! )

Mere assumptions.

[grief]

You kinda screwed the pooch on that one babes LOL What you get for being a vague man of few words!

[taciturnly]

My request was clear.

[grief]

Your asking for penises wasn't.

[taciturnly]

I did not ask.

[grief]

So these ARE nonconsensual penises present. You're living in a dickpic paradise!

❰ she's refusing to believe there isn't at least one penis involved in...whatever is going on here. ❱

[taciturnly]

No.

( pls don't make him say it again!! )

[grief]

Okay, this actually makes more sense.

It's not that you asked for the penises, but you're okay with their presence anyway. Matches up with your homoerotic denial.

[taciturnly]

Kindly refrain from speaking to me.

[grief]

Block me TBH

[taciturnly]

An attempt was made.

[grief]

I'll barter my silence with you if you have something good enough for me.

[mannerless]

( good thing there's no saving lan zhan from this because he's too busy laughing to do it )

[taciturnly]

( WHERE ARE THE DIVORCE PAPERS!!! )

[mannerless]

( buried under the unstoppable cocktide, one can assume )