text | @lan.wangji

[taciturnly]

Greetings,

A moment of your time, should you see this message.

How does one effectively prevent another from contacting them through this device?

You have my thanks.

— 蓝忘机

Comments

[grief]

Okay, this actually makes more sense.

It's not that you asked for the penises, but you're okay with their presence anyway. Matches up with your homoerotic denial.

[taciturnly]

Kindly refrain from speaking to me.

[grief]

Block me TBH

[taciturnly]

An attempt was made.

[grief]

I'll barter my silence with you if you have something good enough for me.

[taciturnly]

Discipline. Propriety.

[grief]

Discipline doesn't feed my stomach.
Propriety can't keep my tits up.

NEXT

[taciturnly]

Name your price.

( ahh, the fragrant scent of desperation. )

[grief]

8000£ or a large sack of chocolate

[taciturnly]

The latter, granted.