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([personal profile] grief) wrote in [community profile] vestigenet2021-01-26 06:15 pm

@eunseo

Oh fuck me Do you ever wake up from a nap and feel hungover as shite?? But you didn't even drink? My head right now, mates

I woke up to some nice developments, though. Gonna CC the techs here to tip my hat to their mobage that I will turn into a money pit the second I find out how. Dating App I wasn't expecting but uh got some feedback for yuh

Yuh being you lot who shouldn't have access to phones. Case in point:

This is a robot LMAO like why is there a robot on this?? I don't mean an android, because believe you me I'd bang one of those any day but like.

Would you have sex with this???

Is the info implying it masturbates??

Actually I'm intrigued now


Cute I guess.

Another Asian virgin to add to the roster though.


Forget the robot

I want to know which one of you bastards would match with the literal GORILLA

QUIN DID YOU ALREADY MASH WITH THE GORILLA???????????????


Call me, kinda turned on by the big blade thing.



Must be a magical bitch or has the only good moisturizer ever invented.

Tell me your secrets here mate.

Oh actually upon further inspection. Secret is probably vampirism. Good on you.

Gotta suck to be a vampire and then have the most boring white guy name on Earth.

(Suck was not a pun, I would not stoop so low)


This is a child.



PRETTY SURE THIS IS THAT HORNY BLOKE

THE COCK FUCKING STEALER!!!!

I know a horny homosexual when I see one. Game recognize game, mate.

Furry thing I have no comment on.

Maybe find a dick and try not to cry on it.


I like a gal who ain't afraid of crime.

Go back to that.

Let the dark side consume you, love.

Way more interesting when you get your movie studio deal.


You are way too much for anyone to handle LOL get off dating apps and get an anti-depressant.

The amputee thing might get you a click or two though.

Lots of fetish sites would love to talk to you.

PS Why is every man in this place a tortured homosexual?



Oh my god this cuck energy LOL Fuck someone else already, get a divorce.

You're boring as beige wallpaper mate, no wonder she's screwing every other dick within radius.



You'd be so surprised how many people have boinking a corpse on their to-do list.

Like 'choke me with your rotting arm, eat my fucking brain daddy zombie' kind of shit.

I'd even fuck the right dead broad.



Awww love I hope you match with someone.

You're not the worst person in this damp disaster.

Virginville.

Didn't know you were dead though, mate, which it kinda explains some things.

You want a drink sometime, yeah???



The best shit for fucking last, yeah?

So glad someone verified you as a treefucker.

Please respond: is it you putting your wang in the tree, or you finagling some tree wang to shove? Or are you a versatile treefucker?

Goats I can already hazard a pretty accurate guess.

Maybe if you expanded your horizons to a human person you wouldn't be so high fucking strung all the time. Screw the pissy shite right out of you.


Anyway, my SAUSAGEFREE friend code is FG782EJF937, add me pissants
taciturnly: (REJOICE i have a field of rabbits)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Have you no sense of propriety?
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[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-28 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
If you must debase yourself, have mercy on the young.
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[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-28 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
And you find joy in exposing falsities?
taciturnly: (lord zedd is my nemesis)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-28 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
These were forged.

( keep beating around the bush, wangji. )
taciturnly: (there are many games afoot)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Be that as it may, the exposure was unnecessary.
taciturnly: (don't talk with your mouth full)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Must I reiterate? If you insist on shaming your fellow captives, spare the young.
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[personal profile] taciturnly 2021-01-29 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
( left on read, time to meditate. )
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he has literally been sitting on his hands to stop himself from touching this

[personal profile] mannerless 2021-02-05 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
















5:19 in the morning or evening?

is the horny dire enough to wake him 41 minutes early?

and is it 5:19 at the first horny or the last?

inquiring minds, etc.