@eunseo

[grief]

Oh fuck me Do you ever wake up from a nap and feel hungover as shite?? But you didn't even drink? My head right now, mates

I woke up to some nice developments, though. Gonna CC the techs here to tip my hat to their mobage that I will turn into a money pit the second I find out how. Dating App I wasn't expecting but uh got some feedback for yuh

Yuh being you lot who shouldn't have access to phones. Case in point:

This is a robot LMAO like why is there a robot on this?? I don't mean an android, because believe you me I'd bang one of those any day but like. Would you have sex with this??? Is the info implying it masturbates?? Actually I'm intrigued now

Cute I guess. Another Asian virgin to add to the roster though.

Forget the robot I want to know which one of you bastards would match with the literal GORILLA QUIN DID YOU ALREADY MASH WITH THE GORILLA???????????????

Call me, kinda turned on by the big blade thing.

Must be a magical bitch or has the only good moisturizer ever invented. Tell me your secrets here mate. Oh actually upon further inspection. Secret is probably vampirism. Good on you. Gotta suck to be a vampire and then have the most boring white guy name on Earth. (Suck was not a pun, I would not stoop so low)

This is a child.

PRETTY SURE THIS IS THAT HORNY BLOKE THE COCK FUCKING STEALER!!!! I know a horny homosexual when I see one. Game recognize game, mate. Furry thing I have no comment on. Maybe find a dick and try not to cry on it.

I like a gal who ain't afraid of crime. Go back to that. Let the dark side consume you, love. Way more interesting when you get your movie studio deal.

You are way too much for anyone to handle LOL get off dating apps and get an anti-depressant. The amputee thing might get you a click or two though. Lots of fetish sites would love to talk to you. PS Why is every man in this place a tortured homosexual?

Oh my god this cuck energy LOL Fuck someone else already, get a divorce. You're boring as beige wallpaper mate, no wonder she's screwing every other dick within radius.

You'd be so surprised how many people have boinking a corpse on their to-do list. Like 'choke me with your rotting arm, eat my fucking brain daddy zombie' kind of shit. I'd even fuck the right dead broad.

Awww love I hope you match with someone. You're not the worst person in this damp disaster. Virginville. Didn't know you were dead though, mate, which it kinda explains some things. You want a drink sometime, yeah???

The best shit for fucking last, yeah? So glad someone verified you as a treefucker. Please respond: is it you putting your wang in the tree, or you finagling some tree wang to shove? Or are you a versatile treefucker? Goats I can already hazard a pretty accurate guess. Maybe if you expanded your horizons to a human person you wouldn't be so high fucking strung all the time. Screw the pissy shite right out of you.

Anyway, my SAUSAGEFREE friend code is FG782EJF937, add me pissants

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text; @custom.built

[droide]

I see how it is. You'd get all moist and moaning with a droid wearing a skin suit, but once you expose the durasteel and wires, you're no longer interested?

Typical organic banthashit.

[grief]

Did I offend your little metal heart?

Oh wait oops lol

Sorry I don't get horny for some exposed wires (except I am actually not)

[droide]

Please. As though I would even be remotely interested in your ambulating flesh sac of a body.

And besides, I never even asked for the dank ferrik profile on my comm unit in the first place. It came pre-programmed and no amount of slicing I do will remove the bloody thing.

[grief]

You seemed offended enough to be TBH

I saw mine got auto-filled as well. Not what I would have typed, but I'm not particularly cross at it.

You must tell me, though: has anyone matched with you?

Voice - un: toasted.and.roasted

[400years]

[Jerry has to wonder how they even got a picture of him? Being a vampire of his sort that should be impossible, but... they did bring him back to life so who can say?

It's been so long since he's even seen his own face. Fucking weird right now.]

Boring white names make it easier to fit right in with the herd, what can I say.

text - un: song.zichen

[snowflicks]

it feels wrong to say it's good to see you are still here
but I had grown worried at your silence

[We're just going to politely ignore everything about his NEF profile and the offer to drink for the moment. Yep.]

@r.o.s.i.e.

[r_o_s_i_e]

I've added you!
I'm glad you got your request fulfilled; it's quite entertaining!

I don't seem to have a profile...
Perhaps they're still working on them? I could set one up myself too, I think!

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

Not this gorilla.
I haven't even properly introduced myself yet due to being tied up in personal projects.

@lan.wangji

[taciturnly]

Impertinent, and inappropriate.

Please kindly remove.

text | un: kd6-3.7

[obeir]

I see nothing wrong with the robot.

[ ... says the android. ]

Has anyone figured out how to delete these profiles?

[grief]

Yeah.

Make me

[grief]

Okay but WOULD YOU if you COULD is my next question??

[grief]

I’m not saying I wouldn’t smash a robot but not if it’s just some wires and metal. But perhaps I could be convinced. Just want some sort of softness somewhere, yeah?

I think your soul is laid bare purposefully. No sense in letting you delete it if that’s the case.

[taciturnly]

I asked.

Respectfully.

[grief]

Respectful doesn’t mean shit with me, mate

[grief]

Isn’t it?? Please tell me who your best girl is, I’m quite intrigued by what taste you might have where fake video game women are concerned.

If you make a profile, I’ll match you ♥

[grief]

I don’t mind being here, so it’s fitting.
But you don’t need to worry that I’m not harassing you for a day or so.

Unless you’re secretly a fan :)

[taciturnly]

Have you no sense of propriety?

[grief]

I’m a proprietor of right opinions and the ability to sniff out a horndog.

[taciturnly]

If you must debase yourself, have mercy on the young.

[grief]

How does it feel to be so repressed that you think something as simple as this is debasing myself LOL

[taciturnly]

And you find joy in exposing falsities?

[grief]

What part are you refuting ?

[taciturnly]

These were forged.

( keep beating around the bush, wangji. )

[snowflicks]

you don't mind it here?

it had been more than a handful of days
that was the concern