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( MERRY SHITSCRAM ) december 9th, 10:30 AM
( a post arrives on the network with no identification, much like the alerts regarding the visitors and the feast in late november. this one, luckily, is more like the latter than the former. )
etc etc.
So! Back in the good old days of Containment Zone Uno, we had some yearly holiday traditions. A little bit of cold, a little bit of potentially mortal injury, a little mistletoe, and some good old-fashioned magnanimous gift-giving. Unfortunately, we were unable to secure the mistletoe this year, something something flesh-eating accident down in Botany, but we're right on track with the rest.
Beginning with gifts.
HOW THIS WORKS: You tell us what you want. We give it to you. We give you the actual thing, not some fucked-up version that teaches you to be careful what you wish for.
HOW THIS DOESN'T WORK: You wishing to go home. You wishing to change your reality at home. You wishing to bring someone from home here. You looking a gift horse in the mouth by asking fifty questions and wasting our time. This is how you lose your wishing privileges, and then you'll be sitting there in bed thinking, "God, I wish I'd just shut up and asked for a unicorn."
WHAT CAN WE DO: Basically anything. We've given you 164 tubs of ice cream and made your arms rot right off their stumps. Just try us.
Offer closes in 72 hours.
( all wishes, once accepted, will arrive (in whatever form they take) on december 20th. )
etc etc.
Beginning with gifts.
HOW THIS WORKS: You tell us what you want. We give it to you. We give you the actual thing, not some fucked-up version that teaches you to be careful what you wish for.
HOW THIS DOESN'T WORK: You wishing to go home. You wishing to change your reality at home. You wishing to bring someone from home here. You looking a gift horse in the mouth by asking fifty questions and wasting our time. This is how you lose your wishing privileges, and then you'll be sitting there in bed thinking, "God, I wish I'd just shut up and asked for a unicorn."
WHAT CAN WE DO: Basically anything. We've given you 164 tubs of ice cream and made your arms rot right off their stumps. Just try us.
Offer closes in 72 hours.
( all wishes, once accepted, will arrive (in whatever form they take) on december 20th. )
Text - un: nie.huaisang
Feels weird talking to the ones doing all of this to them.]
I would really like my arm back.
Please?
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Oh oh well I guess.
It would be nice to have more robes like from home.
Not that the clothes here aren't good too!
[He's not unappreciative, see? It's not like he posted on the network doubting your Thanksgiving offerings or anything. Huaisang totally appreciates your generous hard work.]
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( the robes will appear folded on his porch on the 20th, so hopefully the goat doesn't get to them first. or the dragon. who knows what that eats.
the arm, much to his relief i'm sure, is attached to his body instead of waiting on the porch as well. )
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[Huaisang is gonna need his own place at this point. This cabin is getting way too crowded.
He will very much appreciate his arm not being on the porch with his robes. Thank you, Techs.]
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