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@luusi (nsfw language)

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

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Miss Ellie, you shouldn't be reading this sort of thing!

It's not necessary at all, but some people have no shame whatsoever, it would seem.

Spoken like a true ancient virgin LOL

What is the obsession with whiteknighting for women like they have to cover their pure eyes all the time????

she ain't a woman she's fourteen goddamn years old

Okay well teenagers look at this shit all the time.

AND sounds like a parental guidance problem, feel me? Shouldn't be on a public forum unsupervised smh

no they don't.

she's supervised. you tell me how the hell i'm supposed to keep her from seeing it, apart from coming over and deleting the whole thing.

Are you like 800 or something. You don't know dick about teenagers LMAO

Tell her not to look?? Are you dad or something, why is it your business anyway?

I know they don't need to see this crap.

That sure as hell ain't your business.

Even if I am, it's none of your business either way.

And as the man above me said: it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being far too young. [do you see him telling any of the other women to cover their eyes? no, madam.]

Then she maybe shouldn't have clicked on or replied to my post while being young as hell LMAO

I'm not going stop talking about sex just because someone isn't keeping the wee bairn in her playpen.

[gods, he hates that luusi is right about ellie not opening and replying to the post... but regardless, he's standing by what he said.

alongside the most sideways admittance he can manage:] You're right, she shouldn't have, so I suppose you've proven your point there.

But did you have to leave this somewhere so public?

Uhhhhhh you want me to carve it into a tree?

Where else am I supposed to ask the masses what they know about smashing?

You could have written it on some paper and posted it at the gas station somewhere. Or perhaps at one of the locations in town?

There are multiple other places you might have chosen and yet... [here they are.]

it's public! what am i supposed to do?
besides, it's fine. i'm not a baby

I would make a joke about covering your eyes, but I suppose I shouldn't.

No, you aren't. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to sound that way, it's just... [s i g h] This is such an inappropriate thing to be on a public network.

It's things that should be discussed with someone you trust.

You lot are so obsessed with committed relationships for everything. Not that I'm saying the shit isn't great, but you CAN fuck someone you don't know from a hole in the wall.

Maybe even THROUGH a hole in the wall

[through a hole in the—] Why in the world would I ever do that? And knowing someone before you decide to simply give yourself to them is part of connecting with them, isn't it?

Besides, that sounds dangerous and possibly unsanitary.

it's alright.
honestly, we don't have a network like this where i came from, so...yeah.
i didn't realize people can see EVERYTHING you post on here

it's definitely a weird thing to publicize, i'll agree with you on that

We don't have it where I come from, either. Even these bizarre phone things are totally new! They're convenient though, so I suppose that helps?

Good to know they can, that way we'll be able to avoid making embarrassing posts in the future. And I guess we just have to accept that people will make posts like these. If we don't engage, I'd imagine it wouldn't be difficult to just... ignore them.

people used to have phones like this and they probably texted or whatever, but not anymore.
it'd be cool to have them around.

probably. unless they're really annoying about it and post a lot to try and get people to respond
nice thing is you can just put the phone somewhere and walk away. right?

Did they really? I must admit, they are rather helpful for contacting people when you need to get ahold of them quickly. They'd be nice to have in my world too, but I highly doubt we will get them in my lifetime.

Thankfully, that doesn't seem to be the case. [yet, so let's not jinx it now.] And you are right, there's nothing stopping us from doing that.

Unless, of course, you need it for whatever else and have to carry it on you anyway. Which doesn't seem to be a problem in this case.

same. get them back, i mean.
unless things really change, but i doubt it.

still figuring out what you "need" this thing for besides trying to get in touch with someone.
also kinda trying to remember i even have it. takes getting used to, right?

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