@Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

Enough is enough!

I've had it with that tree!

[ Yes, it's your cultivator sunshine with another nonsensical network message. You could think this is becoming a habit. ]

Comments

@jegerkaptein

[bearhole]

what tree?

[ She hates being late. There's so much she needs to catch up on. ]

[legbreakings]

The one near the gas station?

The creepy one?

I want to set it on fire.

[bearhole]

[ Okay. Has someone been hanging out with Emil? ]

then why don't you?

[legbreakings]

Because it is still behind the barrier! But it is getting ever closer. And more annoying with the side effects it has.

[bearhole]

[ Right, the barrier. She really needs to get her hands on a map. She should probably ask Lalli for one when she gets a chance. There's no way he's been stuck here for any length of time and hasn't scouted every inch of this place. ]

hang on... the TREE is getting CLOSER?

how does that work?

[legbreakings]

I don’t know! I'm not going to try and ASK it am I! It keeps knocking me out when it isn't leaving me dizzy and disoriented.

[bearhole]

well no duh you wouldn't ASK it. trees don't TALK.

[ But they do apparently get up and move. ...And make you dizzy and disoriented?

She needs to get a look at this tree. ]

where did you say it was again?

[legbreakings]

Near the gas station. You can't miss it if you go there, it is a very large tree and there are these

You need to see it for yourself to believe it. But be careful. Best you don't go alone.

@lan.wangji

[taciturnly]

Are you so bored that you would seek quarrel with the local vegetation?

@Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

You don't get to tell me what to do or who to pick fights with, Hanguang-jun!

[taciturnly]

Your rancor serves no one, least of all you.

[legbreakings]

Why are you talking to me?

[taciturnly]

To diverge from a path I have seen the end of.

[legbreakings]

All you're making me diverge from is my conviction that hanging up on you would be rude.

[taciturnly]

Meditate.

[Voice, @witcher]

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ He's not putting effort into typing for this. ]

Do you have any suggestions for dealing with it or do you just enjoy making useless noise?

[ Yes, it's text and not strictly noise, but still clogging up the comms and all. Gods. ]

Re: [Voice, @witcher]

[legbreakings]

[ Wow. Rude.

So rude. ]

Oh shut up!

[ He is hanging up on you, Geralt. Punishing you by hanging up on you. ]

[Not here]

[coolmotivestillevil]

[ Wow.

That was easy. ]

@luusi

[grief]

How big a loser do you need to be to be mad about a tree LOL

Re: @luusi

[legbreakings]

It's not just a tree!

It's malicious and dangerous.

[grief]

Not that I'm about wandering about in nature but what's the worst a tree can do LOL

Drop an acorn on you?? Did you run into one as a kid?

[legbreakings]

[ He is not appreciating this! ]

Last month I blacked out after looking at it, now it won't be looked at and it has affected the gas station, too.

[grief]

❰ die mad about it ❱

WOW that's some Victorian maiden level shit.

Can't believe you looked at a tree and caught a case of the vapors.

[legbreakings]

[ ...

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JiangCheng.exe is rebooting. ]

DID YOU JUST IMPLY I'M ATTRACTED TO TREES

[grief]

IDK something is up with you if you're fainting because a tree is in the vicinity.

There's some wood joke I could make but idk if it's worth the effort for you.