@r.o.s.i.e. (voice)

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ There's a sudden blue line that appears around people's screens. It illuminates the dark space dimly; when a voice starts coming through, the line wobbles in time with the cadence of it. It's a woman speaking but there's a certain synthetic quality to her voice that can't be overlooked. ]

Hello, everyone! My name is R.O.S.I.E. That stands for the Reactive Overseer of Situationally Interesting Experiments. Since that's a bit of a mouthful, please feel free to call me by my acronym!

[ What's a name. ]

I'm an AI that was designed as a helper bot. Basically, that means I'm made to assist people in whatever ways they may need! Please, if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask me. I'd be happy to do what I can to improve your quality of life.

[ That might be a little creepy to some, maybe, but she sounds so happy about it. ]

But first- I'd like to get to know you all! Let's try an icebreaker question.

When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?

Comments

[grief]

Mushrooms? Bet the ones in this place can give you a really wigged out trip. Unless you're collecting them to look at them. Kind of strange. Gems are nice, but the effort is so...tedious.

❰ she kicks the lamp, in mental defiance. ❱

You've got that kind of tech, though? Mobile game progamming?

[r_o_s_i_e]

I could analyze them and find out if you'd like! I, unfortunately, don't have the ability to 'trip' but I do understand the appeal of it.

[ Being a robot kind of sucks sometimes, yo. ]

I do! I'm very advanced. [ Said with obvious pride. ]

[grief]

Yeah, makes sense. Mechanical and all.

❰ she's still very, very intrigued about the inner workings of this particular resident, but. all in good time. ❱

If you make a mobile game for this dreaded place, 'might just die! I'd come back to life and play the fuck out of it, though. I need something to do here before I go literally mad.

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ They'll be fun to explore. She is a very advanced piece of technology and honestly doesn't mind showing off if asked. ]

I can work on it! It might be a bit rudimentary, but it will at least be something hopefully entertaining enough.

[ She's also no artist so, uh, get ready for some OG Tomogatchi-style graphics. ]

[grief]

❰ r.o.s.i.e., half the appeal is the very detailed and cute woman you can collect! ❱

As long as there's a place to start. Don't know how I can whale if there's no currency in this dreadful place -- half the fun is buying as much in-game shite as you can.

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ Tomogatchi has its own appeal though!

... Right? ]

Oh, that is something I didn't consider. I'm sure I could come up with something or maybe have exclusive codes you get through me in exchange for whatever I might need.

[ Which is, uh, honestly? Nothing. Being a robot has its perks. ]