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𝕘𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕒 𝕤𝕥. 𝕝𝕠𝕖 | ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ-ꜱᴇᴀ ([personal profile] seaboard) wrote in [community profile] vestigenet2020-09-02 05:17 pm

[ text ] | @traitors.replacement

To All Whomst Live about This Lake, Most Kindly Residents, and their Spirit Kindred.

I write to you in the most sorry state, and I must beseech your goodwill to my lacking knowledge and skill so if that I write boldly with no invitation to do so you will look upon me with mercy if I have mistakenly given offense. You will do me the greatest kindness if you will take pity upon me, as I am now so far from home and so wholly without that which I know well. It is no small matter for me to be gone from where I came, I would not trouble your good humour with myself on anything less than the direst of situations.

It is paramount that in all haste that I send word to my homeland, as I have been assured no return is possible. There is a great matter for which it is my duty to attend and in such present circumstances as these, my absence will be a great misfortune. As I cannot leave in good time, I must at least send word to my Fathers that the succession has to pass to my sister due to this present situation.

I ask most heartily how I may do such a thing? I am at your mercy, please, take pity upon my lands, if not myself, for their are good and innocent citizens of the Isle that must be guided, as has been my family's duty for near 500 years.

Simply give me the means, and I will owe you a lifetime of gratitude, I have no more than the clothes on my back and the shoes on my feet and the love of the Great Sea-Father in my heart. Ask and whatever you wish that I can give is yours if you will but help me with this.

In salt-air and In ocean wave, I plead as a faithful if a helpless servant of the Sea-Father,

Gilia St. Loe, of the Isle St Loe. Daughter-Sea to the Spirit of the Great Ocean, Second-Child of the Isle, She Who Sings with the Ocean to Give Prosperity.
bombshelled: (▼ side frown)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2020-09-04 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
look, Gilia St. Loe-ser, TLDR means "too long, didn't read." if you want people to answer your questions then you need to just ask them straight out instead of hiding it inside all this flowery language.

& you don't have to sign every text with your name. I already know who I'm talking to.
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[personal profile] bombshelled 2020-09-04 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing you're from like medieval times or something, but jsyk (just so you know), these days it's way more acceptable for people to be rude to each other. nobody's gonna care if you write one sentence instead of six.

every message you send me has your username attached to it. just like every message I send you has my annoying fucking username that I can't change for some reason attached. once you introduce yourself the first time, I'm smart enough to remember that traitors.replacement = Gilia.
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[personal profile] bombshelled 2020-09-04 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
believe me, people have way more important shit to go to war over.

[ WELP. Hate to be the bearer of bad news. ]

look right at the top of the message. see how mine says "former.bank.robber"? I wouldn't worry too much about whatever that bullshit means to you, it's just our kidnappers trying to mess with us.
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[personal profile] bombshelled 2020-09-04 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oops? ]

ok whatever. text me later if you want to chat this place is fucking boring as fuck.