Voice - un: nie.huaisang

[porndealer]

Hello hello!

[Chirped quite cheerfully for someone who's probably still melting, because it's hot. Why is it still so hot?]

I've got something I need help with and perhaps there's someone here who'd be willing to help? You see I've been tracking a few different beautiful birds out in the woods for a while now and I was hoping to catch one, but I've nothing to keep it in.

[But why not let the beautiful birds stay out in the woods you may ask? Look he just wants a pretty bird as a pet.]

If there's anyone with the skills or means to build a cage I'd be very thankful.

Comments

[porndealer]

[Sir you are a buzz kill it's great.]

I'm not like them! Unlike them I want to take care of it, not kill it.

No point in having something beautiful if you destroy it.

[obeir]

That's good to know. But do you know how to take care of it?

And what if it has offspring that will starve without it providing food for them?

[porndealer]

Of course of course. I've cared for birds back home.

Ah ha! I've been watching these birds for a little while now. The one I want is male and he has no mate yet.