text; un: @former.bank.robber

[bombshelled]

ok, I have a few questions

1. what the fuck is up with the screen names on these things? i tried changing mine but it wouldn't fucking take anything else but the auto-generated option?!

2. I know I'm like, late (with no Starbucks) but... why was everyone freaking out about that hatch in the middle of the dried up lake? was there like a pot of gold down there or something?

2a. speaking of Starbucks, does anyone know if there's a way to get better coffee than the shit they stock at the gas station? a girl needs a latte.

that's it!
-xoxo 💣🐚

Comments

[bombshelled]

yeah with my fucking hands. idk, dude, are superpowers supposed to make sense? I know like three fucking people who have spider based superpowers, idk why hand explosions are blowing your fucking mind.

I can make them as big or as small as I want them to be. I've got pretty good control over them, as long as I'm not like fucked up on drugs or something.

[singularwidower]

Considering I am only familiar with Craft, which does indeed make sense, your superpowers are cause for curiosity. Though--does being "fucked up on drugs" enough to affect your superpowers something that happens often enough to be concerned about?

[bombshelled]

no. not often.

but the one time it did happen, it was BAD.

[singularwidower]

I can only imagine. Would you ever care to demonstrate your powers for the curious?

[bombshelled]

I mean ya, I guess so. I'll show off any time.

End thread, unless--? We can pick a new thread elsewise?

[singularwidower]

I look forward to it.